i feel v bad

I feel very bad.

My daddy just bought me a memory card for my phone and the other day he bought me a 4GB PenDrive.

If I don't get into Top 10 this term, he'll be so disappointed.

Actually.

If I drop out from Top 10 this term, I'm dead.

I should really start studying.

Guilt gnaws at me.

I'm getting gnawed away.

Oh dear.

Besides that, look what I found (again)!

Children...

1. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.


3. Cleaning your house while kids are growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.


4. There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.


5. Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.


6. I asked my Mum if I was a gifted child... She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.


7. Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite their every effort to teach them good manners.


8. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.


9. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.


10. We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in.


11. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Children say...

While I was putting my reluctant five-year-old to bed one evening, he looked up at me and said accusingly, "I know what you and dad do at night while I'm in bed."
Somewhat taken aback by this statement, I asked what he meant.
"You eat all the good stuff," he replied.

Our seven-year-old son proudly introduced us to his best friend at school. "This is Peter," he said. "He's the slowest boy in our class and I'm not far behind him."

Changing the spark plugs in my car, I decided my two young sons should learn how it is done. "Why do I need to know that?" one asked. I explained that eventually they would have their own cars and would need to know how to do basic maintenance.
"Can't my wife do it?" asked my eight-year-old.

When I asked my biology class what the opposite of evergreen was, there were a few moments of puzzled silence before a small voice piped up, "Nevergreen?"

My seven-year-old cousin Allen told me his best friend was Casey. I asked him if Casey had any brothers or sisters.
"No," he replied. "He's single."






LOLLLLLLLLLLL. This is just too cute x3