they forced me to update.

I just came back from a trip to Malacca. Oh, how I love Family Gatherings (mum's side). But this time it was only Alex, Alvin and Jo Anne who came. D: Tiara had to prepare for her PMR, so she left Alex to play his guitar all alone... Woe is Alex.

xD

Norman is a 5 year-old-kid, and I assure you he's just like Michi's dog. Named Angel, but is the exact opposite. He referred to me as "he, sexy and pretty" all in the same sentence. So wrong on so many different levels. I swear he tried to molest my throat, but thanks to me being a scary-old-lady and my taekwondo years, I managed to catch his arm each time. I'd have twisted it if Alvin had not called him off. I was that annoyed. (: So he went to molest Alex. I'm horrible. Kept naratting. (He loves Alex! WOO)

-Norman jumps up at Alex in greeting- "OOH, Attempt No. 1! Jumping on Alex"

-Norman goes 'ngaahhh' at Alex- "Attempt No. 2! I will eat Alexander"

-Norman sits on Alex's knee- "Attempt No. 3! The Beginning of I Will Sit In Alex's Lap (sooner or later)"

And it went on and on with Alex shooting me glares each time.

Awww, I ♥ you too, Alex!! :D

Me, Alvin and Jo Anne ran off and away after a while. Alex was left to layan the two kids (Norman and Noel).

I quote Norman,

"Alexxx, come play~~~"

Alex: -looks back with pleading look-

Us: -points and laughs- (okay, so maybe we didn't point....)

Alex: -gets dragged away because he was being a nice boy *patpat*-

Then Jo Anne had a field day playing with my hair. Alvin tried, but failed. So he went around taking photos with my camera. I felt like a Barbie Doll. Minus the blonde hair, blue eyes, freaky smile and slim figure, of course :D

After a while, we felt bad about leaving Alex. But when we thought of saving him, we suddenly remembered that if we went out of the (locked) room, the kids (more specifically Norman) won't leave us (he's scary like sh_t), so we backed out. Sorry, Alex. (:

Later that night, when he trudged into the room looking half-dead, I innocently asked, "So... How many times did Norman molest you? ;D"

He looked at me and grimly replied, "Uncountable times."

Which prompted a "WHOAAA" from the three of us. Then we started laughing and Alex walked out of the room, wanting a shower. Gahahahaa.

I'd like to add Norman tried kissing my brother on the lips the last visit. My brother was lying on a couch and Norman appeared out of nowhere and charged at my brother, leaping on top of him. My brother was holding him by the neck, shouting for help while Norman slobbered all over him. Hilarious, once you get over the disgusting part. (:

Cynthia is such a pretty little baby. (: So clever, too. Kept messing up my hair from her mother's arms though.

Alex's wife is called Cherry, and it's his guitar. Just like my brother and his wife laptop, Delilah (because it's a Dell). I think it's an affair (what happened to his other Yamaha guitar!?). LOL xD

A random scene before we went to sleep:

Alex: [lying right under the lights] Oh, I see the light...!
Me: No, don't cross the river!!
Alex: I SEE THE RIVER! Am....crossing....now....
Me: Nooo, you can't leave Cherry! [berdrama]
Alex: [gasps] CHERRY! I'M COMING...!! -bounces back to life-
Me: ...what an anticlimax. Lame-o.
Alex: Cherry~~~~

My sister is such a ditz. My grandmama hangs up all the graduation photos of her children and grandchildren. So it's like, you see this whole row of graduatees holding a scroll, looking dignified with a backdrop of shelves of books. Then suddenly, at the end of the row, you see my sister, Sophia Ling, standing posing with a bouquet of flowers, happily smiling, and outside. No books, no scrolls, no seriousness. Certainly doesn't seem like a dentist. Especially that piercing in her upper ear... Lol.

I think I'm developing carpal tunnel. Bad luck.

Oh oh oh, I'm aliiiiiive, I didn't drop out of top 10 after all! That means the laptop *stays* in my room! WAHAHAHHAAA [more maniacal laughter]

My comments on each subject:

Bahasa Melayu: I improved by ONE mark! Not bad, not bad xD
English: Not that satisfied, but since I have no common sense, my objective was destined to be low so blah. And you know what my teacher said about my essay?

"You will score in Form Five."

What's that supposed to mean? Is he saying my writing is that of a Form Five's? So since I'm in Form Two, I can't write like a Form Five? So it means that Form Two is supposed to be simple and he's marking it based on simplicity? So I will only score, ahem, in Form Five? Really, I don't get it.

But uh, I do accept the compliment.

If it is even a compliment. /wall.

Science: AHHH. I DROPPED SO MUCH. But I hate Science and I don't get Science so LOL.
Maths: I made two stupid, careless mistakes in my subjective because I'm just dumb like that. 100% flew out of my grasp just like that. (:
History: Oh, LOL. No comment! Dropped from 85+ though.
Geography: OH EVEN MORE LOLs. My result is the result of trying to cram 17 chapters in one night and one morning. I suck, lol! Dropped from 90%
Kemahiran Hidup Bersepadu: The paper this term wasn't that hard... Only 2 chapters. Finished studying it in one night and one morning. Happy. But the results were kinda unexpected. Improved.
Moral: UM. I FORGOT. LOL! But I *think* I improved...? (:
Art: ROFL. For every question I didn't know, I circled 'C'. For Christine, of course. (: Not sure about the overall result for art, but I know my theory only scored 23/40. I feel accomplished? xD Not like my teacher even teaches, anyway

Yeahhh. Got tagged by Mirah and Cassandra and Martha.

Mirah & Cassandra:

1. How do you pronounce your name?

Ke-ris-tinn (really really fast)!


2. Do you like anyone?

Fictional or non-fictional?


3. Who was the last person who texted you?

DiGi. But if DiGi don't count, Alex.


4. Who was the last person who really made you laugh?

Alvin + Alex + Jo Anne


5. Do you think your last ex deserves to die?

I don't have an ex (:


6. Who was the last person you hung out with?

Mummy-kins all the way back home from KL/Malacca


7. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My mummy-kins


8. Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?

Eleena


9. Do you drink tea?

I ♥ milk (bubble) tea :D


10. Are you happy?

Yep (: A little ray of sunshine.


11. Is your room clean?

It's clean. Can't say the same about it being neat. (:


12. Has anyone got on your nerves lately?

Heck, yes. And that don't happen too often.


13. What was the last movie you saw and with who?

Money No Enough II. With Alex, Alvin, Jo Anne, my mum and my other aunties (+ uncle)


14. Do you watch a lot of TV?

I don't watch TV at all. Gasp.


15. What are you wearing?

Are you some kind of stalker?


16. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?

Maybe not blonde. But I *do* have the face of a dumb blonde :D


17. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?

How am I supposed to know? But I went to sleep feeling happy (:


18. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yes!


19. Are you talking to anyone?

Right now? No.


20. Do you have friends?

Do you have friends?


21. Last message and comment on friendster?

The last time I saw checked, message → Cassandra and comment → Sharon Daddy-kins


22. Status?

Away?


23. Last song you heard?

Summer Daydreams, by Kevin Kern


24. Who's the last person you hugged?

Alvin


25. Anything bad happened today?

The flight back home was scary. I had this fleeting thought that we were gonna crash.


26. Currently?

Typing and suffering the slight effects of carpal tunnel


27. What is the closest thing to you that is pink?

This is little scented good-luck-charm I got from Egypt.


28. Is there a secret you never told your best friend?

I think so, but I forgot.


29. Do you like to read?

Books are my love♥


30. Do you keep memories or try to forget them?

I think eventually, I'll forget some memories even if I try to keep 'em.

I don't know who to tag.

From Martha:
Rules...

1. Put your music player on Shuffle Mode



2. Press forward for each question



3. Use the song title for the answer even if it doesn't make any sense



4. Give your comment on the title, even if they don't relate



5. Tag 5 humans...

• How are you feeling today?

Pure Shores - All Saints
It's pretty.


• Will you get far in life?

What I Go To School For - Busted
This song is funny.


• What is your best friends theme song?

Blame It On The Weatherman - B*Witched
-blames- xD


• What's your high school like?

Juuni Genmukyoku　十二幻夢曲 - Unknown
It's Japanese, and it sounds like the Pirates of the Caribbean's theme song towards the middle


• How can you get ahead in life?

A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
LOL. White Chicks!


• What's the best thing about your friends?

Kidnap My Heart - The Click Five
One cool song♥


• Describe your parents.

Supergirl - Krystal Harris
From the OST of Princess Diaries


• How's your life going?

Tangled Up In Me - Skye Sweetnam
Is this song implying something? -stares intently-


• First song played on your birthday.

Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
Uh.


• Will you have a happy life?

You Set Me Free - Michelle Branch
WHEE I'M FREEEEEE


• What do your friends think of you?

Easy Breezy - Utada Hikaru
"She doesn't need you anymore; she's got a new microphone!"
What. The. Heck?


• How can you make yourself happy?

Everytime We Touch - Cascada
O... Kay....


• What should you do with your life?

So Simple - Stacie Orrico
"You can keep the fancy clothes!"


• Will you ever have a child?

Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson
-dances-


• What song have you done like a freak to?

Crash and Burn - Savage Garden
BURN BABAY BUUURRNNN~


• What does your mum think about you?

When Christmas Comes to Town - The Polar Express OST
So I'm a present? :3


• What's your deep dark secret?

Stay Home - Self
What I like doing. (:


• What's your mortal enemy's theme song?

Classical Gas - Vanessa Mae
Omg, s/he has GAS! xDDD;;;


• Are your friends true to you?

Death Goes to Disco - Goodnight Nurse
The closest song I like to "real rock"


• Will you get married?

Love Song - Sara Bareilles
piano piano piano piano ♥!


• What will they play on your funeral?

Stairway to Heaven - London Symphony Orchestra & Royal Choral Society
Is this a coincidence or what? -shaken-


• Who's your first love?

Die Another Day - Madonna
If only this was for the funeral question, LOL.


• What do you see in a guy?

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
How is it suddenly big girls?


• What will you be in the future?

Journey to the Past - Aaliyah (Anastasia OST)
The future to the past?


• Will you tag others?

Jesus Take the Wheel - Carrie Underwood
Yes, please. (:

Let's see, I tag...

1. Can't Fight the Moonlight - Leann Rimes


2. Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects


3. SHAMROCK - UVERworld


4. Bu De Bu Ai - Wilber Pan Wei Bo ft. Zhang Xiang Zhi


5. What Can I Do? - The Corrs

The Pictures
This is Alex

This is Jo Anne

This is Alvin (and my head)

Jo Anne's Creation No. 1

Alvin thinks he's hot xD

Jo Anne's Creation No. 2

Now didn't that scare you?
I always look hideous in photos.

Sandwiched. Woe.

Jo Anne's Creation No. 3

Jo Anne's Sitting on the Sandwiched Girl

From the Sandwiched Girl's Point Of View

Sibling Love? xD

Look at my haaaairr~ *swish*

Wheeee.

Hahahhaaaa.