Pamy The Pamy!!

Amy very the mean.

This is what she teaches me in school.

Me: I hungryyyy~ [sprawled on table]
Amy: What you want to eat?
Me: [grabs Amy's finger] I eat you!
Amy: Cannot!
Me: Why not?
Amy: Because I got lots of germs and microorganisms in me so if you eat me your eyes will POOF out, your hair will turn white then you die!
Me: [gasp!] Then I eat your tie! [grabs tie]
Amy: Cannot!
Me: Why not!?
Amy: Because my tie also got germs! You get cancer then die!!
Me: ...! DDD:
Clarissa: [limps past]
Me: [grab Clarissa's tie] I eat Clar-bear! ♥
Amy: Cannot!
Me: Why not!?
Clarissa: [backs away and tries walking limping on]
Amy: Because if you eat her you get her clumsy genes then you fall down and die!!
Me: DDD': [lets go of Clarissa's tie and she hurries away]
Amy: So now what you want to eat?
Me: ... I eat fried rice.
Amy: Cannot!
Me: Why not!?
Amy: Fried rice got aginomoto then you get cancer and die!!
Me: Fine la! I eat.... I eat Chocolate Pie!
Amy: Cannot!
Me: Why Not!?
Amy: Because that chocolate pie artificial wan! Lots of sugar! You get diabetes and then die!
Me: I eat Nips! You also eat Nips!
Amy: [indignant] Where got I eat Nips?! Anyway, cannot!
Me: Whyyyy?
Amy: Because Nips got colouring then got sugar somemore! You die!
Me: I eat Eleena!
Eleena: EH!?
Amy: Cannot!
Me: Why not!?
Amy: Because Bloo (eleena) got blood that can corrode stuff! You eat her then you die!
Eleena: EH! WHERE GOT!? I'm a banana! Banana full of potassium! Very good for health!
Alicia: Full of fibre also.
Eleena: AHH! Fibre! Yes, makes you shit. Nah!
Amy: [shakes head furiously] Cannot!!
Eleena: WHY NOT?
Amy: Because I don't like bananas.
Eleena: ....
Me: So what I eat?
Amy: Lessee.... [thinks] You can drink! Like water! Wait. No. Cannot!
Me: [angst]
Amy: So you cannot eat, cannot drink. How liau?
Me: [sprawled on table again] I die lorr.
Amy: Hmm... Okayla. You can eat the banana (eleena).
Eleena: EH!?
Me: Why?
Amy: Cos. I dunno. [few seconds later] Water not good for you la. So cannot drink.
Me: [resigned]

The real, actual conversation was much longer than that though (: And then... At breaktime... I bought fried rice.


And Amy saw me.

And she said, "AH! CHRISTINEEEE!!!!!" while pointing at me accusingly.




So I ran away.



Geheheheh!

I love Pamy! ♥