oh my poor lappie toppie

Is this a conspiracy? To tag me when I've already been tagged? Oh, woe is the Christine! [turns to laptop] Fujidaddy, you're my only friend!


Mirah and Jesslyn, respectively, rawrs for you :D

Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:

1. Amirah, doesn't like to be called Amirah but Mierah, which I find such a hassle to pronounce the 'e' in the middle so it gets shortened to Mirah :D teehehee!!


2. Had to transfer seats for being too noisy ;DD AHAHHAAA. cough, sorry xD


3. Likes stealing my seat D':


4. Then either we hafta share or I toss her off cos I'm evil like that >D


5. Should be expecting my incoming laughter of 'muhuhuhu' right about...now.


6. "MUHUHUHUHU!!!"


7. Sorry, um. We sneak onto the computer late at night together-gether wan :D


8. Tends to pick up words easily too x3


9. Has already beaten me in the amount of manga she has read /wall. And I started earlier than her!


10. Likes to gloat over the fact she's taller than lil' ol' me. [tear]

1. Jesslyn, too, likes to gloat cos she's taller than me. Despite being younger. What is it with tall people bullying us shorties? No matter. SHORT PEOPLE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!


2. Likes being annoying.


3. And stubborn. Especially after telling her to *not* do something.


4. She's very dangerous if she became your enemy. So watch out, you, dear reader who does not know Jesslyn Kho :D


5. AHAHAHAA, okayla, she not that bad.


6. She's just tall. Have I mentioned how tall she is? Only thirteen, still so tall. How liddat wan? What do they feed kids these days? Growth hormones har? But then again Pamy soooo tall oso. I think might be taller than my brother. How can wan!


7. She should donate her knees to us short people. She gots lots of height to spare :DDDD LALALAA.


8. Is a formidable opponent in a chess game. As I've said, you do *not* want her as your enemy. Listen to the wise, old, aging, wise, sly, have I mentioned wise?, granny Chris.. /knowingsmirk. HAHAjkjk.


9. Has a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper soft voice! Must speak up you know. This granny here cannot hear you when you speak. Pity the old, wise, granny :D


10. For someone so tall and intimidating, is surprisingly rather gentle. And very lemah lembut :D Ayu, lah! aahahaaa!

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself:
Agaaaaain? Oh shit. I rather be the mysterious, dark, shadow-y character whom you have no knowledge about!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAACOUGH--I think I really need some Hacks sweets. La dee da.

So I blatantly refuse to type down another 10 things of meself. Do I hear relieved sighs? I hear relieved sighs. ♥





Oh, Euffie says it was funny (the one below)? Oh, oh, I shall proceed to blush accordingly now and stammer how she is being too kind and whatnot, but I fear that someone might grab me by the shoulders and shake me vigorously, screaming, "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CHRISTINE LING AND HER JUPITER-SIZED EGO!??" So for the safety of keeping my head intact, I shall pretend I never saw it. LALALALAAA BLIND OLD wise GRANNY COMIN' THRU!!!1uno!shiftone!!!






Ohhh, what is thiiiiiis? Anotherrrrr tag? Don't give me that long face! Blame Amirah :DDD

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog). I don't really know how to tell you this, but (#1). I think I realised it (#2 & #3) and I saw you (#4 & #5). I'm sure you're (#6) enough to understand (#7). I'm returning (#8) to you, but I'll keep (#9) as a memory. You should also know that I (#10 & #11).
(#12),
(your name)
P/S: You are so lifeless, (#13).

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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - SenileTop
Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

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Dear Nana. I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realised it last year, at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about our friendship .
Greetings to your freaky family,
Christine (i wanna go IRELAND!)
P/S: You are so lifeless, horny wolf.

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As I've mentioned in the post before this, spread the LAYOUT-CHANGING disease LURVE, not the TAG FEST! :D

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UH. Dot. Interesting.




My Household Computer/Laptop Names -- each one of them is important!
Fujidaddy (also known as Hairdryer for the noise it is known to emit) is the laptop I currently use. Fujimummy is my sister's old laptop. Fujidaddy and Fujimummy are both from Fujitsu.

Grandma Delinda is my brother's desktop. She's a Dell. Delilah is my brother's current laptop, and is also his wife. Both Delinda and Delilah are from Dell.

Grandpa Dellicious remains the study's computer, used only for work and projects. Though he tends to get mistreated from time to time (with the help of me, mainly). Poor Grandpa Dellicious, also from Dell with Grandma Delinda.

The CCTV remains as the CCTV, having refused accepting any other name. Poor CCTV. All alone. D:

I have failed to gather information on my sister's current laptop, whose name I have yet to know. [insert menacing background music here]

Never fear, one day, the truth shall surface! And when it does, I'll be here to hear it! Here, hear, hey--homonyms! :D -holds fist up, tears glistening in the brilliance of the shining sun!!!-






yeah. i know. lack of sleep. so sue me.

BROTHER: TONEH GOOD GIRL BAD GIRL!?
CHRISTINE: GOOD GIRL!! :DDDD
BROTHER: Bad girl, bad girl... [shakes head oh-so-sadly and walks off oh-so-sadly]

BROTHER: JIEJIE GOOD GIRL BAD GIRL!?
SISTER: Oh, I'm a very bad girl... *wink*
BROTHER: ... o____O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [backs away slowly]

BROTHER: MUMMY GOOD GIRL BAD GIRL!?
MOTHER: Ooh! I'm the baddest baddest girl! :D
BROTHER: Ooooh, bad girl bad girl! :DDDD

Is it just me, or is my family just really insane?

on another note, mum says starting Monday, laptop goes out of me room. oh the depression.