this is probably why i don't do well for exams

disclaimer: all vandalism is done strictly and only on christine ling jern sze's exam papers.

shrugs. it explains itself.

...don't ask.

decapitated dollies? freaaaky.

it does look kinda pretty..

yeess, i forge signatures when bored.

heh.

i know i'm a freak.

freaaaakazoid.

yes yes, freak, yes.

haha nana's one too!

hahaha! berhidung tinggi.
(first term nya)

AAHAHHAHAHAHAAA. so much difference.
(third term nya)

OMG! why do i have nana's paper!?

this page scared the shit out of me (:

i always get scolded for wasting time doing things like this instead of checking.

yes, i write 700+ word essays for english exams..

and i still have time to punch holes in the paper and figure out new signatures after that. /WALL.

my handwriting's gorgeous ;)

"Do not mind those policemen eating doughnuts in their police cars while watching you with suspicious (scrutinizing was what i had meant to write) eyes.

Most of them are so bored nowadays that they have taken to waiting in their cars for an emergency call so that they can rush off at first notice to catch all the action.

It is rather amusing at times, seeing a police car speeding down the street, sirens blaring, and the police officer's eyes gleaming maniacally with a doughnut hanging from his mouth."

"This area is known for its super-friendly people, so do not be surprised if a stranger suddenly appears and offers you fruit. I remember I was so shocked the first time that I screamed and ran away. Apparently, that stranger had been so hurt, she had burst into tears.

Guilt hounds me still."

..drama queen, much?

this is what i do after i've finished Maths Paper 2.
I copy down the questions, my answers, and the points given for each question.
yes, i waste a lot of time.

i like talking to my paper too.

or at least thinking they'd talk back.





something's not right here!

omg i so dumb.

i beg to differ. it's TWO acts of vandalism, not just one!

yes, i'm a freak.

instead of checking.

i wanted to scratch it so badly ):

owl city ♥

geography dieded.

choo mei yuin's handwriting!

zoomed up.

"...I ran out, grinning like a five year-old child in a candy store.

I saw the greenery around me and was sorely tempted to roll in the grass until I saw a stray dog doing its business a few feet away.

Suddenly sombered, I headed back to the car and we continued on our way."

i am SO crude.

my name!!

how it looks every other time.

a lonesome heart.

nana made it,
for our bookmarks,
won't you buy one?