Yours Truly

My photo
is behind you.
I am a confused, dangerous little girl. And I bite. Fear me.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Hahahaa, it's belated


wholeheartedly, too (:

Mr. Hyde. A wonderful analogy by teh genius :3

rock lee is ♥

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Everyday Normal School Life

What Eleena and I talk about:

Me: I wonder if our class has any Bitch Queens....
Eleena: It has a lot. [short pause] Ooh! I'm one! :D
Me: ... I'm the hidden one!!
Eleena: [gasp] Hidden Bitch, Crouching...crouching...hamster!! Eh, wait...
Me: [stiffling mad laughter] xD
Eleena: AH! Crouching Hamster, Hidden Bitch! :DDDDD

Yeah. We're cool (:

Hamster because Eleena was sitting like a hamster during briefing.

And my 'animal' back in primary school used to be a hamster :3

Uh huh.
original photo © alicia eng @ here
the wall is my friend

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Our English Oral

A long long time ago...

I had compiled all of these into a script for our (eleena and i) english oral.

Unfortunately, we didn't get to do it, because we are true procrastinators and Eleena complained that she didn't want to memorise it. So in the end when we were called up to do it, we had to do it impromptu. We asked for a title and teacher said, "The Beijing Olympics!"

So fine. We did it. Sounded soooooooooo extremely fake though xD

"Oh, did you see Lee Chong Wei?"

"Oh, unfortunately I missed it but I heard he lost to Lin Dan and got silver?" (more like i was too LAZY to on the tv to watch it...)

"Oh yes, it was SUCH a pity... At least Malaysia got a medal :)"

"Oh well, I'm sure Lee Chong Wei tried his best :)"

"Yeah :)"

(something like that) ETC. FAKE, I TELL YOU. You should have heard our voices. I swear mine changed xD "I absolutely LOVED the gymnastic part! Beautiful!"


Well, anyway, I quite liked our original script, so here goes:

= Eleena
Green = Christine
Blue = Both

English is a funny language.
There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger,
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write,
How come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What on Earth does a humanitarian eat!?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house burns up
As it burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
English was invented by people,
Not computers,
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
Which of course, isn't a race at all.
Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drivers a racing car isn't called a racist?
If horrific means to make horrible,
Why doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?
If people from Poland are called Poles,
Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
One goose, two geese.
So one moose, two meese?
In what language do you have people who have noses that run, and feet that smell?

And there is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that's UP. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list,
But when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP
And why are the officers UP for election
And why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends,
We use it to brighten UP a room,
We warm UP leftovers
And clean UP the kitchen
We open UP a store in the morning
Only to close it UP at night.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special...
People stir UP trouble,
Line UP for tickets,
Work UP an appetite,
And think UP excuses.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP.
One could go on and on about UP,
But I'll wrap it UP for my time is UP,
So... Time to SHUT UP!

I must say I quite liked the idea. (:

Maybe we'll manage to do this for the next one. Lol.

...I do doubt it though. /wall.

No copyright infringement intended.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

kiiiiiiiyahh!! -attacks-



And LOL, I was featured! Kinda xD

Two flautists were sharing a Chinese fan…
Christine: *fanning herself and Olivia*
Lip Yi: Hey! Can I borrow?
Christine: Oh sure! Here.
Lip Yi: *takes*
Christine: *pulls out another one*
Lip Yi: O.o’’ How many have you got!?
Christine: 3!


I agree ;D

This is also related to my post: the first update.

Most amusing. (:

Thanks brina!

Oh oh oh and I enabled the right-click again. Hee.

The highlighting is still disabled though. ♥

And there was this other something I wanted to say...but I forgot.

Oh noes!


Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Courtesy of Sabrina

001 Name:
Christine (wow, shocker!)

002 Sex:
Have a guess. What do you think?

003 Email address:

004 Birthdate:
It would have been interesting if I had been born in the year 2002 lol.

005 Family:
Of five. Dada, mama, jiejie and gege.

006 Height:

007 Weight:


008 Something good about yourself:
I can't stay angry for more than a few minutes.

009 Something bad about yourself:

My ability to procrastinate everything.

010 Describe your personality in one word:

011 Celebrities that you like:
Freddie Highmore, Johnny Depp, Harry Eden, Chris Pine...

012 Songs you like:
Too many to list (:

013 Fav. Season:

014 Games you’re good at:
Most of the games available at

015 My ideal woman or man:
Hurr, check the list of my favourite animanga characters on my friendster profile.

016 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger:
But who knows, it might change.

017 Your mood right now:
On the borderline of grouchy :D

018 What you have in your pocket right now:
Tissue :D

019 Sleeping out:
No thank you. Mosquitoes happen to love me.
It's unrequited love, I assure you -smacks hovering mosquito-

020 Alcohol tolerance:

0% as of late.

021 Drinking habits:
None. I think I'll grow up being a teetotaller.

022 How old were you the first time you drank:
Very, very young. I drank Shandy xD
Apparently I hid in corners drinking the stuff like an addict. My family was so worried I'd grow up to be an alcoholic. LOL.

023 When do you want to get married:
When I feel the time is right -wriggles eyebrows- xD

024 About my singing:

It hasn't shattered any glass yet :D

025 About my dancing:
As rigid as a statue when surrounded by others

026 Something I want these days:
Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

027 When you’re home alone:
I don't realise I'm alone at home

028 When you’re standing in front of the mirror:
I'm tying my hair

029 Clothes you’re wearing right now:
A big big baggy comfy shirt and shorts

030 How much money do you have in your wallet:
Enough to buy me some food from my school canteen

031 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend:
I don't have a boyfriend to buy anything for (:

032 Does height matter to you:
Despite contrary belief, no xD

033 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke:
I've never actually tried doing karaoke

034 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up:
Depends on how foul my mood becomes (:

035 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you:
Break up with said person. He obviously doesn't love me enough :)

036 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love:

037 First kiss:
On the cheek?

038 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed:
My nature of forgiving and forgetting

039 Feature you feel should be fixed:
My feet!

040 People you miss the most right now:
Should come home pronto

041 First love:
Gaara♥ -sparkles-

042 When you cried the most:
When I dreamt that my whole family died D:

043 When do you feel you’re grown up:
When I'm surrounded by spoilt little brats that think they can boss me around.
Pfft, I'd like to see them try -grin-

044 What you don’t like:
Robbers, murderers, thieves and all the bad bad people in this world.

045 When you felt happy:
I actually am happy most of the time.

046 When you were most flabbergasted:
When I saw Eleena's amazingxbrilliantxspectacularxexcellent drawing and she said, "I can't draw."

047 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far:
Non-fictional: I can't tell.
Fictional: I can't pick.

048 Why aren’t you going out with anyone:
Because I don't feel like it? :)

049 What you feel towards that person:

What that person?

050 What would you say to the people actually reading this:
Are you actually reading this? Like, really?

051 Something you’re most worried about:
Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox not being on sale (in Kuching!) yet

052 When do you look most weak:
When I'm sleeping

053 How do you NOT get dumped:
Be myself?

054 3 things a person NEEDS:
Heart, brain, conscience.

060 Favorite TV program:

061 Movie that pissed you off:
Eragon. It didn't follow the book at all! Well, hardly.
Arya's supposed to have BLACK STRAIGHT HAIR D_MN YOU.

062 Movie you watched with most meaning:
Money No Enough II
I can't remember any others. xD

063 Most recent movie watched:
Money No Enough II LOL

064 Movie you want to recommend:
Enchanted, Phantom of the Opera, Oliver Twist, August Rush, Miss Congeniality 2, Shrek, etc.

065 If you could become a character inside a movie:
I would play the ditsy I-trip-over-everything-but-is-actually-rather-smart character! :D
I hope.

066 How many net cafes are you a member to:

067 Which do you go to most often:

068 What you feel about this cafe?

069 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?
"Who are you?"

070 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love:
I do?

071 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married:
Then ask why.
Then maybe elope.
If I wasn't satisfied, that is.

072 Do you think you’re a player:


073 What time do you wake up:
Depends on what time I have to go tuition.

074 When you go to sleep:
When I feel sleepy

075 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number:
Stare, stuff handphone into pocket/bag and say, "What?" before blinking innocently.

076 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting:
Hide behind a friend and act like a little kid.

077 Celebrity you want to go out with:
Freddie Highmore!
Or Harry Eden

078 How many kids do you want:

Three, all of them exactly 5 years apart :)

079 Something you really want to be good at:
The English Language

080 What I want to be in 10 years:
Me, myself and I

081 Someone you’re jealous of right now:
No one comes to mind

082 A word that you use a lot:
AHH! (whenever I trip)

083 What I do when I first wake up:
Blink a few times, turn over and go back to sleep.

084 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars:
Since I don't need it that much, I'd give it away to an orphanange, maybe.
I've read too many books which states the horrors of orphanages. The Fire Thief, The Wall and the Wing, The Black Book of Secrets, The Supernaturalist, Oliver Twist, etc.

085 What would you do if you became invisible:
Eat a banana in front of the mirror!

086 Singer you think is the best singing live:


087 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing:
Jonas Brothers, Hillary Duff...

088 A kind of man you don’t like:
Those inconsiderate jerkfaces that think the whole world revolves around them.

089 A kind of woman you don’t like:
Those insolent femaledogs that think the whole world revolves around them.

090 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now:
I'd figure something out when the time comes

091 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with:
Well, depends on how I parted ways with the said person

092 Most important possession:
My knowledge?

093 What you do when you first get online:
Switch my status to 'away'

094 What surprised you the most:
When I realised Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox wasn't out in Popular/MPH/Times.

095 What you do when you can’t fall asleep:
Read a book.

096 What do you think you were in your past life:
A squirrel :D

097 If you were to be born again:
I would be named Christine (because it is a divine name)

098 What are you going to do after you finish this:

099 How honest were you:
Very honest

100 What do you want to say:

No one.
I'm not scared of the consequences for not tagging anyone else.
So Sue Me. (:

*Anyone notice that there's no question 55 - 59? Hahahaa.

I have also decided that I will change my layout every month :D hee!

Monday, September 15, 2008

she's a year wiser

We sang Happy Birthday to her three times today :)

See, we love you thaaaaaaat much ♥

Happy Birthday, Evelyn!

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬


I welcome you to the ranks of The Old. (:

Saturday, September 13, 2008

[insert amazing title here]

Sorry Euffie. Still no hot bishies for you. (:

Instead, these are some of my favourites from the genius Kris Wilson.

They're hilarious. Make sure you click CTRL + LEFT CLICK to enlarge them!

Oh noes!

Do you get this one? If it lands as a quarter? :DD


Tylenol! How could you!?

Do you know what's a Strobe Light? xDDDD

...of course you do.

That's so mean D: but srsly, it still makes me laugh sweet.

Listen to the doctor(s)!!

Do you get it? xD


....I still think Michelle Trachtenberg, Liv Tyler, Sophie Marceau and Sophia Bush would have made brilliant vampires for Twilight: The Movie.

And also, Nicole Kidman (she can look so so so so very scary),
Catherine Zeta-Jones (thanks mirah), Megan Fox (her eyes are so blue) and Reese Witherspoon.

Which might be an insult, seeing as from my point of view, those that make great vampires are those that can look uber scaryxcreepy yet still pretty [maniacal grin]

And you've probably noticed that practically everyone of them are all pale. xD Hee.

So Euffie, there's no way I can be a vampire :D -runs around in the sun!-

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Human For Sale -- LOL

While being entirely truthful in answering this survey, this is how much I'm worth, apparently. - Cool Quizzes


I got $0 because my shoe size is 6, I'm 5'1", am bilingual and I'm not bald?

So I've given to charity and I've never gambled and I also got $0?

I also got $0 because I'm a student and earn less than $20, 000. D: This is DISCRIMINATION! xD

LOL, again! xD

Interesting system (:

That being said, I am worth exactly $2,159,026

being bored is dangerous
turn your speakers oonnnn if you click this! :D

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

greetings, new head of surveillance and safety


Ashley (:


and everyone else as the new council members 2008/2009


Tuesday, September 9, 2008

a post full of pictures.

These are for Aliciaaa, for her deviantart icon, because her default one is so uglaay and I'm too lazy to attach this to any e-mail to send it to her. So I'll just let her steal it off from here.

To Alicia: You better save each and every one of them so that you can switch them whenever you please :D There are 15 icons.

main picture © Alicia (it's a donkayyyy!)
edited → Christineeeeeeee (I love my blinking heart! :D)
tools of the trade ♥ Adobe Photoshop CS & Adobe Image Ready
cheated with the help of textures.
I love textures♥

And theeeeeeese are for Eu Fern (because I haven't gotten around to making a post dedicated to the bishiesxhotties of anime), so while waiting, I shall present stupid pictures of LOTR! :D Because Euffie is a fan of LOTR :3

Either Right-Click then click Open In New Tab/Window, or press CTRL + Left-Click to make it open in a new tab to see the whole image. (:

each stolen from various sites (courtesy of my brother--I just hijacked his computer :D)

22 images!

And um, these can be for Amirah? (:

On the Third Day of Raya, you will be able to start doing things like this too (:
Mine are so uglay. Omg.
art © what'shernamethecreatorof D.Gray-Man?
tools of the trade ♥ Adobe Photoshop CS
...I've always sucked at making avatars.
(I coloured them in all by myself! -sniffs proudly- xD)