this is probably why i don't do well for exams

disclaimer: all vandalism is done strictly and only on christine ling jern sze's exam papers.

shrugs. it explains itself.

...don't ask.

decapitated dollies? freaaaky.

it does look kinda pretty..

yeess, i forge signatures when bored.

heh.

i know i'm a freak.

freaaaakazoid.

yes yes, freak, yes.

haha nana's one too!

hahaha! berhidung tinggi.
(first term nya)

AAHAHHAHAHAHAAA. so much difference.
(third term nya)

OMG! why do i have nana's paper!?

this page scared the shit out of me (:

i always get scolded for wasting time doing things like this instead of checking.

yes, i write 700+ word essays for english exams..

and i still have time to punch holes in the paper and figure out new signatures after that. /WALL.

my handwriting's gorgeous ;)

"Do not mind those policemen eating doughnuts in their police cars while watching you with suspicious (scrutinizing was what i had meant to write) eyes.

Most of them are so bored nowadays that they have taken to waiting in their cars for an emergency call so that they can rush off at first notice to catch all the action.

It is rather amusing at times, seeing a police car speeding down the street, sirens blaring, and the police officer's eyes gleaming maniacally with a doughnut hanging from his mouth."

"This area is known for its super-friendly people, so do not be surprised if a stranger suddenly appears and offers you fruit. I remember I was so shocked the first time that I screamed and ran away. Apparently, that stranger had been so hurt, she had burst into tears.

Guilt hounds me still."

..drama queen, much?

this is what i do after i've finished Maths Paper 2.
I copy down the questions, my answers, and the points given for each question.
yes, i waste a lot of time.

i like talking to my paper too.

or at least thinking they'd talk back.





something's not right here!

omg i so dumb.

i beg to differ. it's TWO acts of vandalism, not just one!

yes, i'm a freak.

instead of checking.

i wanted to scratch it so badly ):

owl city ♥

geography dieded.

choo mei yuin's handwriting!

zoomed up.

"...I ran out, grinning like a five year-old child in a candy store.

I saw the greenery around me and was sorely tempted to roll in the grass until I saw a stray dog doing its business a few feet away.

Suddenly sombered, I headed back to the car and we continued on our way."

i am SO crude.

my name!!

how it looks every other time.

a lonesome heart.

nana made it,
for our bookmarks,
won't you buy one?

heeeeeeeeey youuu

Wahseh, so many people born today! But I'm only dedicating this post to one of them, so feel HONOURED. [laughter]

Haaaaappy Birthday, Michelle Goh Wen Yi! ♥

I hope you like your present as much as I liked staring at the pictures! (:

MICHELLE: (obsessively colouring her fingernails with whiteboard markers)
CHRISTINE (raising an eyebrow): You're a little weird today...
MICHELLE (happily): Well I'm going to eat Tom Yam Soup today!

Sure, Mich xD Hope you enjoyed that too.

it is destined.

for me to fail Geography.

I am to study
39 Chapters
in ONE day.

But since I'm not gonna bother with the Bahagian A parts, that'll be minus 11 chapters for Form 1 and 2, so,

28 Chapters.
in one day.

hey that's more than the hours given in one day!!

how liau?

fail lor.

ahahahhahahaa. (doomed)

Kemahiran Hidup Bersepadu...



TOTAL FAILURE.



ahahahahs. i died-ed.

why am i online?

yes indeed.

WHY.

a new month

THIS SHALL BE ABOUT THIS LITTLE GUY HERE 'COS HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE♥

Christopher Heng is his name.

He claims to be the hottest kid in his grade.

Do I need to mention he's three years younger than I?

Besides that...,







okay, fine, fine. Today's post is *actually* about the guy below!

scary, isn't it? :3

Since you're SEVENTEEN (old--cough), you'll soon hold a driving license with that expression on your face!

I still remember when you were shorter than me.

Look what I COULD DO.

Still shorter.

Then only become taller. Why so liddat wan. Guh.


So,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXANDER YANG.

Instead of studying my Science, I did this for you!
if i fail my science, it'll be on your conscience.
You better pass that driving test so you can fly to Kuching and drive me around! :D

AHAHAHHAHAA.



and one last one,

because he thinks he's hot cute!


but you can actually see he's PSYCHO :D

that's Cherry Tomato right there, btw! :D


♥s you my dear darl cousin!


and i still haven't found a cute nickname for you yet. ):

PS: I SUPPORT KYAY.
And I still think you're totally whipped :D

in desperate times...

if i balanced a reference book on top of my head, will gravity pull the information down into my brain?

i tried to study. really.

NANAMON:
I love form two sejarah. Form three okay i guess. Form one Shit.
MIMIMON:
I like form 1 bab 1. No need to study at all<3 i hates form 2.
NANAMON:
Why you guys all so weird! Even mich hates form 2. ;o;
MIMIMON:
Have you ever thought that maybe You're the weird one? ;D I mean, so banyak perjanjians you know!
NANAMON:
NEVER. Wanna die. Hate exams. Studying but i'm still online! Yay me!
MIMIMON:
I WANNA GO D: but everytime my mum sees me outside the room, she asks me sweetly, 'so...how much have you studied?' /SHOT. i have taken to staring out of my window and counting the leaves and flowers on the plant outside my bloody window. HOW SAD IS THAT. (it has about 17 flowers fyi)
NANAMON:
You sad creature. Almost pathetic in fact. Maybe you could take up a career in counting potatoes for a living. And in your free time you could count the baby potatoes sticking out of the big daddy potatoes! Isn't that great?! Then the flowers outside your window would be SO jealous.
MIMIMON:
Don't forget the leaves too! Tho I kinda stopped counting them after I got dizzy cos too much green ):
NANAMON:
Oh YES. The leaves would be GREEN with envy. Jealousy is such a bitch.
MIMIMON:
OMIGOSH. No WONDER they looked so GREEN!! Nanamon, you're a genius :)
NANAMON:
Yes keep praising slave and maybe i will feed you this week. HEHE.
MIMIMON:
;A; CATFISH. Meow-swish! :D

exams does things to you.

1 Little
2 Little

3 Little

GREEN LEAVES.

guh.

i will not go online.
i will not go online
i will not go online
i will not go online
i will not go inline
i will not go online
i will not go online
i will not go online






...too late.

hel-lo, youtube.

since I'm already online, I might as well re-wish it

//just realised i left this as a draft *headdesk*

We burst into a chorus of song right as she walked into view!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUDREY JONG KIAM TZE!


we are now old together-gether wan (:


it's ash wednesday, ouuuch


I hope you had a great day with yummy cake! (:

and you really need to get fatter. hahas.

i kept forgetting it was today

i don't feel fifteen.

i don't have anything else to say, except thank you so so so much and I love you guys so so so much and you have rendered me a goldfish--capable only of opening and closing the mouth wordlessly. srsly. I wasn't expecting anything.

thanks everyone. it means lots to me (:



my friends are the best♥



as for the rest,

Happy Birthday, Adeline Jong, the other Adeline (Liaw?), and aunty Ceceily Voon! :DDD

20/02 is SO COOL.

you know you secretly want a birthday today too ;D

and it suddenly dawns upon us

well, actually, just her (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRISTINE DING, MY ALMOST-TWIN :DDD

aaaaaaahahahaa you're older than me nowwwwwwww (:

eheheh.




seeeeeee a post fully dedicated to just you! gasp!

oh and what dyu think of a 6M reunion?

i've stopped caring--i'm going childish mode.

You're picking a fight with us, aren't you.

Note to all: this is just to those involved. Those who aren't involved... I wish I were you.

We never did anything wrong to you--hell, we even HELPED you!--and yet you sabotage us.

We thought of you as friends.

Thanks for being so grateful.

You're lucky you haven't been that way in front of me just yet. They're more forgiving than I.

You forget, I hardly have a heart, I have no mercy and I don't freaking care.

I don't care which one you're specifically targetting, I'm part of the same class. We're all in this together.

Idiots, all of you that freaking started this.


Operation Bitch, is definitely a go.


Just try me. You want war? I'll give you war. If you think I'm angry, you haven't seen angry yet.

I hope you're happy and satisfied with your lack of brain cells.

See you guys tomorrow in bitch school.

show-off post

'cos i realised that's really all this (and the other book posts) is. Show-off posts. Thus, I shall proceed to show-off.

Managed to sneak enter MPH. Bought The Moorchild and The Siren Song and some cute little Learn Your Alphabet/Maths books for my nephew Linus his smile makes me smile♥

‹/show-off›


Since I ended the show-off part, I say this: somehow I'm still buying them books, but my mum has been rampasing all of them and will keep them hidden till my exams are over. So woe is me. Running out of books to read since my laptop's officially out of my room. I thought maybe I'll start writing stories then (less distractions), but it hasn't happened yet and I doubt it'll happen anytime soon.

Saw more books I wanted (there was one in which I believe the main character suffers from asperger's syndrome--that's new! i wanted it so much) but mum, again, went all raawr on me.

7th March--can't you come any faster?

‹show-off›
Dad and brother are disgruntled that I scored higher than them in Bro Albi's class. They both told me (when I told them at different times), "Brother must be senile!! "
They're so cute.
My dad even added a small, "i dun wanna kiss you liau."
♥
‹/show-off›
again.


I found out that the Wright and Wong Mystery Series are going out of print.
DEPRESSED.
Benjamin Orville Wright was--IS love.

I want a new camera.

I want the photos from Alicia.

I'll take your camera if you don't want it Al.

HIII NANAMON. I HAVE YOUR PENCILBOX IN A PENCILBOX!
It's being held hostage.

ohnoes!



that's it. I've lost my point. I've forgotten what I wanted to say. BYES.

‹show-off›
MY MUMMY SO KYOOT.
‹/show-off›

editted:

Ah, yes, *now* I remember!

If you ask me what I want for my birthday, I'll tell you this,

I want the sun to shine.
I want the wind to forever blow.
I want to hear the sound of flowing water.
I want rain to bless all the lands.
I want to see green when I look out of the window, not a barren land of brown.
I want to see blue when I look up at the sky, not a cloudy grey.
I want the soil to forever remain in a perfect condition for planting.
I want turtles to still exist in a hundred years time.
I want the elephants not to be mistreated the way they are in Thailand.
I want Malaysia to forever remain free.
I want the World to be uncorrupted.
I want us to live peacefully, not in a world where robbers roam the corners, or where the nagging fear of being murdered lingers.
I want to keep believing in God.
I want you to be happy.
I want you to find your future.
I want the best for you.
And in God, I want you to keep believing too.

Thank you. I love you all.

The Shadow's Masquerade

The title--it just looked cool, okay?

Anyway,



because I love him

because the song is The Final Countdown

BECAUSE I'm on the recycling team this year.

cough.



Random thoughts that have stayed in my mind:

it's Friday the 13^th~~~~~

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooh.




can you tell i'm not superstitious?



piccolo makes my ears and teeth hurt.


this post's title actually makes a brilliant title for a story.


i'm writing a story with an asylum in it! :D

FOR MAD PEOPLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

well not really D:



i actually planned to play a piano song for V-day, but decided not to since it sounds so sad eventhough it's supposedly a love song.

Maybe the love died or something. Ahahahs.

It's called First Love by Steven Cravis.

Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. DRAGONFLIES.


Cinda Williams Chima has made it to my 3rd favourite author!

I love how she writes (too).

During sports meet, in Connaughton...
KHER CHING: AH. YOU [points to valerie] and YOU [points to christine]. Join ah!
VALERIE/CHRISTINE: Ah?
KHER CHING: OKAY! [flips pages to 1500m race, empty] YOU, YOU, join 1500!! OKAY!
VALERIE/CHRISTINE: WHAT!?
KHER CHING (happily scribbling down Valerie and Christine's names): You (valerie) very small, can run very fast!
VALERIE: ...!
CHRISTINE: ...But I haven't run in like, 4 years!!
KHER CHING: Exactly why YOU must run!
KHER CHING: OKAY. SO WHO WANT TO THROW THINGS?! AH! YOU!!

note to self: next connaughton meeting, avoid Ng Kher Ching♥.

that being said, I am now in the list for the 1500m race, and to throw that diskette thing-thing. Grahhhh. Hopefully I fail the tryouts. Stamina = ded. DED.

sadly note, my laptop is finally *really* out of my room D:

PRIIIIMAAA DONNAAA YOUR SONGGGG SHALL LIVE AGAAAIN!

yeah. really random.

i hate posts like this. what's the bloody point?