they forced me to update.

I just came back from a trip to Malacca. Oh, how I love Family Gatherings (mum's side). But this time it was only Alex, Alvin and Jo Anne who came. D: Tiara had to prepare for her PMR, so she left Alex to play his guitar all alone... Woe is Alex.

xD

Norman is a 5 year-old-kid, and I assure you he's just like Michi's dog. Named Angel, but is the exact opposite. He referred to me as "he, sexy and pretty" all in the same sentence. So wrong on so many different levels. I swear he tried to molest my throat, but thanks to me being a scary-old-lady and my taekwondo years, I managed to catch his arm each time. I'd have twisted it if Alvin had not called him off. I was that annoyed. (: So he went to molest Alex. I'm horrible. Kept naratting. (He loves Alex! WOO)

-Norman jumps up at Alex in greeting- "OOH, Attempt No. 1! Jumping on Alex"

-Norman goes 'ngaahhh' at Alex- "Attempt No. 2! I will eat Alexander"

-Norman sits on Alex's knee- "Attempt No. 3! The Beginning of I Will Sit In Alex's Lap (sooner or later)"

And it went on and on with Alex shooting me glares each time.

Awww, I ♥ you too, Alex!! :D

Me, Alvin and Jo Anne ran off and away after a while. Alex was left to layan the two kids (Norman and Noel).

I quote Norman,

"Alexxx, come play~~~"

Alex: -looks back with pleading look-

Us: -points and laughs- (okay, so maybe we didn't point....)

Alex: -gets dragged away because he was being a nice boy *patpat*-

Then Jo Anne had a field day playing with my hair. Alvin tried, but failed. So he went around taking photos with my camera. I felt like a Barbie Doll. Minus the blonde hair, blue eyes, freaky smile and slim figure, of course :D

After a while, we felt bad about leaving Alex. But when we thought of saving him, we suddenly remembered that if we went out of the (locked) room, the kids (more specifically Norman) won't leave us (he's scary like sh_t), so we backed out. Sorry, Alex. (:

Later that night, when he trudged into the room looking half-dead, I innocently asked, "So... How many times did Norman molest you? ;D"

He looked at me and grimly replied, "Uncountable times."

Which prompted a "WHOAAA" from the three of us. Then we started laughing and Alex walked out of the room, wanting a shower. Gahahahaa.

I'd like to add Norman tried kissing my brother on the lips the last visit. My brother was lying on a couch and Norman appeared out of nowhere and charged at my brother, leaping on top of him. My brother was holding him by the neck, shouting for help while Norman slobbered all over him. Hilarious, once you get over the disgusting part. (:

Cynthia is such a pretty little baby. (: So clever, too. Kept messing up my hair from her mother's arms though.

Alex's wife is called Cherry, and it's his guitar. Just like my brother and his wife laptop, Delilah (because it's a Dell). I think it's an affair (what happened to his other Yamaha guitar!?). LOL xD

A random scene before we went to sleep:

Alex: [lying right under the lights] Oh, I see the light...!
Me: No, don't cross the river!!
Alex: I SEE THE RIVER! Am....crossing....now....
Me: Nooo, you can't leave Cherry! [berdrama]
Alex: [gasps] CHERRY! I'M COMING...!! -bounces back to life-
Me: ...what an anticlimax. Lame-o.
Alex: Cherry~~~~

My sister is such a ditz. My grandmama hangs up all the graduation photos of her children and grandchildren. So it's like, you see this whole row of graduatees holding a scroll, looking dignified with a backdrop of shelves of books. Then suddenly, at the end of the row, you see my sister, Sophia Ling, standing posing with a bouquet of flowers, happily smiling, and outside. No books, no scrolls, no seriousness. Certainly doesn't seem like a dentist. Especially that piercing in her upper ear... Lol.

I think I'm developing carpal tunnel. Bad luck.

Oh oh oh, I'm aliiiiiive, I didn't drop out of top 10 after all! That means the laptop *stays* in my room! WAHAHAHHAAA [more maniacal laughter]

My comments on each subject:

Bahasa Melayu: I improved by ONE mark! Not bad, not bad xD
English: Not that satisfied, but since I have no common sense, my objective was destined to be low so blah. And you know what my teacher said about my essay?

"You will score in Form Five."

What's that supposed to mean? Is he saying my writing is that of a Form Five's? So since I'm in Form Two, I can't write like a Form Five? So it means that Form Two is supposed to be simple and he's marking it based on simplicity? So I will only score, ahem, in Form Five? Really, I don't get it.

But uh, I do accept the compliment.

If it is even a compliment. /wall.

Science: AHHH. I DROPPED SO MUCH. But I hate Science and I don't get Science so LOL.
Maths: I made two stupid, careless mistakes in my subjective because I'm just dumb like that. 100% flew out of my grasp just like that. (:
History: Oh, LOL. No comment! Dropped from 85+ though.
Geography: OH EVEN MORE LOLs. My result is the result of trying to cram 17 chapters in one night and one morning. I suck, lol! Dropped from 90%
Kemahiran Hidup Bersepadu: The paper this term wasn't that hard... Only 2 chapters. Finished studying it in one night and one morning. Happy. But the results were kinda unexpected. Improved.
Moral: UM. I FORGOT. LOL! But I *think* I improved...? (:
Art: ROFL. For every question I didn't know, I circled 'C'. For Christine, of course. (: Not sure about the overall result for art, but I know my theory only scored 23/40. I feel accomplished? xD Not like my teacher even teaches, anyway

Yeahhh. Got tagged by Mirah and Cassandra and Martha.

Mirah & Cassandra:

1. How do you pronounce your name?

Ke-ris-tinn (really really fast)!


2. Do you like anyone?

Fictional or non-fictional?


3. Who was the last person who texted you?

DiGi. But if DiGi don't count, Alex.


4. Who was the last person who really made you laugh?

Alvin + Alex + Jo Anne


5. Do you think your last ex deserves to die?

I don't have an ex (:


6. Who was the last person you hung out with?

Mummy-kins all the way back home from KL/Malacca


7. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My mummy-kins


8. Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?

Eleena


9. Do you drink tea?

I ♥ milk (bubble) tea :D


10. Are you happy?

Yep (: A little ray of sunshine.


11. Is your room clean?

It's clean. Can't say the same about it being neat. (:


12. Has anyone got on your nerves lately?

Heck, yes. And that don't happen too often.


13. What was the last movie you saw and with who?

Money No Enough II. With Alex, Alvin, Jo Anne, my mum and my other aunties (+ uncle)


14. Do you watch a lot of TV?

I don't watch TV at all. Gasp.


15. What are you wearing?

Are you some kind of stalker?


16. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?

Maybe not blonde. But I *do* have the face of a dumb blonde :D


17. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?

How am I supposed to know? But I went to sleep feeling happy (:


18. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yes!


19. Are you talking to anyone?

Right now? No.


20. Do you have friends?

Do you have friends?


21. Last message and comment on friendster?

The last time I saw checked, message → Cassandra and comment → Sharon Daddy-kins


22. Status?

Away?


23. Last song you heard?

Summer Daydreams, by Kevin Kern


24. Who's the last person you hugged?

Alvin


25. Anything bad happened today?

The flight back home was scary. I had this fleeting thought that we were gonna crash.


26. Currently?

Typing and suffering the slight effects of carpal tunnel


27. What is the closest thing to you that is pink?

This is little scented good-luck-charm I got from Egypt.


28. Is there a secret you never told your best friend?

I think so, but I forgot.


29. Do you like to read?

Books are my love♥


30. Do you keep memories or try to forget them?

I think eventually, I'll forget some memories even if I try to keep 'em.

I don't know who to tag.

From Martha:
Rules...

1. Put your music player on Shuffle Mode



2. Press forward for each question



3. Use the song title for the answer even if it doesn't make any sense



4. Give your comment on the title, even if they don't relate



5. Tag 5 humans...

• How are you feeling today?

Pure Shores - All Saints
It's pretty.


• Will you get far in life?

What I Go To School For - Busted
This song is funny.


• What is your best friends theme song?

Blame It On The Weatherman - B*Witched
-blames- xD


• What's your high school like?

Juuni Genmukyoku　十二幻夢曲 - Unknown
It's Japanese, and it sounds like the Pirates of the Caribbean's theme song towards the middle


• How can you get ahead in life?

A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
LOL. White Chicks!


• What's the best thing about your friends?

Kidnap My Heart - The Click Five
One cool song♥


• Describe your parents.

Supergirl - Krystal Harris
From the OST of Princess Diaries


• How's your life going?

Tangled Up In Me - Skye Sweetnam
Is this song implying something? -stares intently-


• First song played on your birthday.

Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
Uh.


• Will you have a happy life?

You Set Me Free - Michelle Branch
WHEE I'M FREEEEEE


• What do your friends think of you?

Easy Breezy - Utada Hikaru
"She doesn't need you anymore; she's got a new microphone!"
What. The. Heck?


• How can you make yourself happy?

Everytime We Touch - Cascada
O... Kay....


• What should you do with your life?

So Simple - Stacie Orrico
"You can keep the fancy clothes!"


• Will you ever have a child?

Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson
-dances-


• What song have you done like a freak to?

Crash and Burn - Savage Garden
BURN BABAY BUUURRNNN~


• What does your mum think about you?

When Christmas Comes to Town - The Polar Express OST
So I'm a present? :3


• What's your deep dark secret?

Stay Home - Self
What I like doing. (:


• What's your mortal enemy's theme song?

Classical Gas - Vanessa Mae
Omg, s/he has GAS! xDDD;;;


• Are your friends true to you?

Death Goes to Disco - Goodnight Nurse
The closest song I like to "real rock"


• Will you get married?

Love Song - Sara Bareilles
piano piano piano piano ♥!


• What will they play on your funeral?

Stairway to Heaven - London Symphony Orchestra & Royal Choral Society
Is this a coincidence or what? -shaken-


• Who's your first love?

Die Another Day - Madonna
If only this was for the funeral question, LOL.


• What do you see in a guy?

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
How is it suddenly big girls?


• What will you be in the future?

Journey to the Past - Aaliyah (Anastasia OST)
The future to the past?


• Will you tag others?

Jesus Take the Wheel - Carrie Underwood
Yes, please. (:

Let's see, I tag...

1. Can't Fight the Moonlight - Leann Rimes


2. Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects


3. SHAMROCK - UVERworld


4. Bu De Bu Ai - Wilber Pan Wei Bo ft. Zhang Xiang Zhi


5. What Can I Do? - The Corrs

The Pictures
This is Alex

This is Jo Anne

This is Alvin (and my head)

Jo Anne's Creation No. 1

Alvin thinks he's hot xD

Jo Anne's Creation No. 2

Now didn't that scare you?
I always look hideous in photos.

Sandwiched. Woe.

Jo Anne's Creation No. 3

Jo Anne's Sitting on the Sandwiched Girl

From the Sandwiched Girl's Point Of View

Sibling Love? xD

Look at my haaaairr~ *swish*

Wheeee.

Hahahhaaaa.

just because.

Because I hate looking at the first few photos below.

The more I look at myself be it in the mirror or in photos, the more ugly I become. Really. Which is quite funny sometimes. It's a miracle no mirrors/windows/glass have shattered yet.

I emphasize yet :D




So in hopes to push the photos out of my sight, I shall publish a post.

Or a few.

I still have not come up with a name for my blog. It hasn't struck me yet. D: Depressing.

Why isn't Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox for sale in Malaysia? It's been ages!

I haven't played my flute in quite a long while. It must feel neglected. My poor flute. Don't worry! I shall polish you one of these days!! The next performance, most likely.

I have this box of California Golden Seedless Raisins right to the right of me. I'm tempted; but no! I must resist until the trip to Malacca to see my grandmama who doesn't remember me.

I haven't played tennis in such a long long time. My forehand must have gotten terrible.

I got a paper cut last night by just putting paper into my bag. Eleena called me tauge. She herself has never gotten a papercut in her entire life spent on this blue-green planet called Earth. I bet you it's the violin strings. -shifty eyes-

I think Mirah tagged me, but I'm lazy.

I guess I should start ranting about my results too.

Erm.

My average dropped a lot. It's below 85% now. It's 83.27%, which is heck-a low. Uh, for my parents and me. That's the lowest I've gotten this year. Woe is the Christine.

But considering the fact I didn't study, I guess I can't complain. xD

So erm. Shutting up about results now.

I'm gonna pick the name Hannah next year as my confirmation name. It's a pretty name and besides, it's a palindrome! Who doesn't love palindromes? :)

Christine Hannah Ling.

Gnil Hannah Enitsirhc.

Gnil. Brilliant.

Hannah -claps happily-

I want to learn how to play the harp. It's a beautiful instrument. strum strum goes the stringsxfingers....

Then maybe I won't be so prone to papercuts anymore!

Papercuts hurt. D:

But since it's healing rapidly, I'll shut up too. (:

I'm typing my mummy's Answer Scheme.

If she teaches form 3 next year, I'd have access to all her exam papers. xD Buuuuuut she's not in my school. Oh woe! Gahahahhh.

I reckon my mum only volunteered to pick me up from school the other day so that she could ask me about my history marks. Sure enough, it happened.

I get into the car...

Mum: (: So.
Me: So. (:
Mum: Your History.
Me: My History.
Mum: What did you get?
Me: I GOT AN A! [defensively]
Mum: WAH! NOT BAD! STILL CAN GET A.
Me: [quietly] I got 78%
Mum: ... THAT'S NOT AN A! -starts laughing-
Me: -flails arms- It is, it is! It's a fake A but nevertheless it's an A! HAHAHAHAAA.
Mum: -shakes head- Next term you better study.
Me: -cough hack cough- :D

I think I'm good at talking about crap.

I think ventriloquists are uber cool.

I think I'll be a teetotaller when I grow up.

"When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies" pussycat dolls.

... I think I'm a somnambulist. But that was only when I was younger. That, my friend, is just plain creepy. Somnambulists give me more of a scare than horror stories. And that's saying something.

I love Korean Seaweed. Mirah is a retard for not liking seaweed x3

I will shout this out to the world. Skin me alive, roast me over a spit, but I will not capitulate. I do not like Mr. A. The lying fool doesn't deserve anything but to be shunned. asdfklj to him.

I miss dim sum. Haven't eaten dim sum in such a long time... [reminisce the delightful food]

If I convert Malays, would I end up in jail? I think I would.

Um. Is Anwar winning?

Politics drive me crazaaay. So what if politics play an important part in World Domination? *sticks tongue out* I know I'm stupid :)

Ahhh, end of the year! Can't wait to retire as a prefect. I get to officially do kesalahans and watch my juniors get flustered about teguring a(n ex-)senior. Hehee. I doubt Euffie would let me though. D:

I think playing patriotic songs during break time will ensure that students hate the songs and therefore, will become less patriotic. But that's just because the patriotic songs are so, so, boring and so, so, repetitive. If only they played pretty songs. (: Then they'd be singing it all the time!

I'm getting fat. I can feel all the fat jiggling when I walk/sit. Disgusting, ain't it? :D But the thought of exercising makes my insides churn, so I guess that's out. And I love food, so a diet is out too. ... Oh well. (:

I have yet to install Adobe Photoshop CS2 and CS3 and Adobe Illustrator CS3 and my other Adobe Software programs into my computer. I suck.

I think this is long enough to keep my face out of the main screen, so it's time to stop.

I bid thee well. ♥




And I applaud you, if you managed to read all that codswallop above and you didn't/haven't fallen asleep or X-ed this window! Splendid! A standing ovation!




:D

from the phone of SA; prefects photo

One fine day, Christine was watching anime (Vampire Knight, to be precise).

Her daarling cousin, SA (she wishes to remain unknown. She actually pulled my hair until I relented), was trying out her new handphone camera with her new 1.3 megapixels (just like MAH phone, she copied me, muhaha).

So she took photos of Christine from across the table.

Christine, blissfully unaware.

SA grinned.

Christine, still blissfully unaware.

SA snorted.

Let's face it. Anime is just so much more interesting than a snorting cousin.
That is, until she starts laughing out loud and choking on air like the pychopath she is.

Hey, wow! She finally noticed!
SA remains jubilant.

"Fine!" declares Christine dramatically as she whips out her phone. "THIS MEANS WAR!"
-snaps photo of SA-
PAPARAZZI!






I'd have posted up the pictures of SA as well, but she held me in a death lock and she'd do it again if I reveal her existence to the world.



She likes laughingxmocking everyone from the shadows because she's just weird like that.






I ♥ you SA! :D

prefects photo

About time I posted them up.
Taken how-many-aeons ago. (:

The Serious Photo.
Left to right:-
3rd Row: Sabrina, Rachel, Ai Chuen, Amy, Evelyn, Clarissa
2nd Row: Valerie, Michelle G., Audrey, Nur Sabrina, Michelle C., Sheryl, Emmeline, Aainaa, Debra, Esther
1st Row: Rebecca (Ketua Unit Disiplin), Lilian (Ketua Unit Pengawasan Kelas), Christine (Ketua Unit Rondaan dan Keselamatan), Eleena (Timbalan Ketua Pengawas I), Eu Fern (Ketua Pengawas), Pn. Jamilah, Cikgu Sita, Mei Yuin (Timbalan Ketua Pengawas II), Melissa (Ketua Unit Kebersihan dan Keceriaan), Alicia (Ketua Unit Perhimpunan), Nadia (Ketua Unit Sosial dan Kebajikan)

Full names will be available in the Looking Glass 2008, hahahhahahahaaaa.

The 1st 'candid' photo. xD

The 2nd 'candid' photo. xD



I think that the only real 'candid' photo was the ones of Alicia. xDDDD Just look at her! ROFL.



WHEEEEEE

so far, the only post related to the Olympics 2008

Beijing Welcomes You 北京欢迎你
The melody of the song was inspired by a local Beijing ballad called "Shui Niu", which are snails that come out on rainy days. Children in Beijing like to sing songs to attract these little creatures to come out of their shells.

For those of you wondering where's Andy Lau, he has his own Olympic song: "Everbody Is No.1"

For those of you wondering where's Jay Chou, he has his own Olympic song: "千山万水"

For those of you wondering where's S.H.E, Jacky Cheung and Wilber Pan, they have their own Olympic song: "红遍全球"
Voices
Chen Tian Jia - Ying jie ling yi ge chen xi dai lai quan xin kong qi
Liu Huan - Qi xi gai bian qing wei bu bian cha xiang piao man qing yi
Na Ying - Wo jia da men chang da kai kai fang huai bao deng ni
Stefanie Sun (Singapore) - Yong bao guo jiu you le mo qi ni hui ai shang zhe li
Sun Yue - Bu guan yuan jin dou shi ke ren qing bu yong ke qi
Wang Lee Hom (Taiwan) - Xiang yue hao le zai yi qi wo men huan ying ni
Han Hong - Wo jia zhong zhe wan nian qing kai fang mei duan zhuan qi
Emil Chow (Taiwan) - Wei zhuan tong de tu rang bo zhong wei ni liu xia hui yi
Gigi Leung (Hong Kong) - Mo sheng shou xi dou shi ke ren qing bu yong ju li
Yu Quan - Di ji ci lai mei guan xi you tai duo hua ti
Jackie Chan (Hong Kong) - Bei jing huan ying ni wei ni kai tian pi di
Richie Ren (Taiwan) - Liu dong zhong de mei li chong man zhe chao qi
Jolin Tsai (Taiwan) - Bei jing huan ying ni zai tai yang xia fen xiang hu xi
Sun Nan - Zai huang tu di shua xin cheng ji
Zhou Bi Chang - Wo jia da men chang da kai kai huai rong na tian di
Wei Wei - Sui yue zhan fang qing chun xiao rong ying jie zhe ge ri qi
Huang Xiao Ming - Tian da di da dou shi peng you qing bu yong ke qi
Han Geng - Hua yi shi qing dai xiao yi zhi wei deng dai ni
Wang Feng - Bei jing huan ying ni xiang yin yue gan dong ni
Karen Mok (Hong Kong) - Rang wo men dou jia you qu chao yue zi ji
Tan Jing - Bei jing huan ying ni you meng xiang shei dou liao bu qi
Eason Chan (Hong Kong) - You yong qi jiu hui you qi ji
Yan Wei Wen - Bei jing huan ying ni wei ni kai tian pi di
Dai Yu Qiang - Liu dong zhong de mei li chong man zhe chao qi
Wang Xia, Li Shuang Song - Bei jing huan ying ni zai tai yang xia fen xiang hu xi
Liao Chang Yong - Zai huang tu di shua xin cheng ji
Lin Yi Lun - Bei jing huan ying ni xiang yin yue gan dong ni
Jang Na Ra (Korea) - Rang wo men dou jia you qu chao yue zi ji
JJ Lin (Singapore) - Bei jing huan ying ni you meng xiang shei dou liao bu qi
Ah Du (Singapore) - You yong qi jiu hui you qi ji
(Beijing Huan Ying Ni)
Joey Yung (Hong Kong) - Wo jia da men chang da kai kai fang huai bao deng ni
Li Yu Chun - Yong bao guo jiu you le mo qi ni hui ai shang zhe li
David Huang (Hong Kong) - Bu guan yuan jin dou shi ke ren qing bu yong ke qi
Chen Lam - Xiang yue hao le zai yi qi wo men huan ying ni
Nicholas Tse (Hong Kong) - Bei jing huan ying ni wei ni kai tian pi di
Han Lei - Liu dong zhong de mei li chong man zhe chao qi
Vivian Xu (Taiwan) - Bei jing huan ying ni zai tai yang xia fen xiang hu xi
Fei Xiang (Taiwan) - Zai huang tu di shua xin cheng ji
Tang Can - Wo jia da men chang da kai kai fang huai bao deng ni
Lin Chi Ling (Taiwan), Zhang Zi Lin - Sui yue zhan fang qing chun xiao rong ying jie zhe ge ri qi
Jane Zhang - Tian da di da dou shi peng you qing bu yong ke qi
Valen Xu (Taiwan), Sky Wu (Taiwan) - Hua yi shi qing dai xiao yi zhi wei deng dai ni
Yang Kun, Fan Wei Qi (Taiwan) - Bei jing huan ying ni xiang yin yue gan dong ni
You Hong Ming (Taiwan), Zhou Xiao Ou - Rang wo men dou jia you qu chao yue zi ji
Sha Bao Liang, Man Wen Jun - Bei jing huan ying ni you meng xiang shei dou liao bu qi
Jin Hai Xin, Peter Ho (Taiwan) - You yong qi jiu hui you qi ji
F.I.R (Taiwan), Pang Long - Bei jing huan ying ni wei ni kai tian pi di
Kenji Wu (Taiwan), Qi Feng - Liu dong zhong de mei li chong man zhe chao qi
5566 (Taiwan), Anson Hu - Bei jing huan ying ni zai tai yang xia fen xiang hu xi
Yumiko Cheng (Hong Kong), Dao Long - Zai huang tu di shua xin cheng ji
Ji Min Jia, Tu Hong Gang, Dennis Ng (Hong Kong) - Bei jing huan ying ni xiang yin yue gan dong ni
Guo Rong, Will Liu (Taiwan), Teng Ko Erh - Rang wo men dou jia you qu chao yue zi ji
Jin Sha, Awaking, Wei Jia - Bei jing huan ying ni you meng xiang shei dou liao bu qi
Fu Li Shan, Huang Zheng, Jaycee Chan (Hong Kong) - You yong qi jiu hui you qi ji
All - Bei jing huan ying ni you meng xiang shei dou liao bu qi you yong qi jiu hui you qi ji

I love it love it love it love it! I tried making it scroooolll like lyrics, but it didn't let me BOO D: Bad blogger codes, bad bad bad bad! The singers/voices I liked/thought were gooood/spectacular aaaaare: Liu Huan, Na Ying, Stefanie Sun, Wang Lee Hom, Han Hong, Emil Chow, Gigi Leung, Sun Nan, Zhou Bi Chang, Han Geng, Tan Jing, Eason Chan, Dai Yu Qiang, Jang Na Ra, JJ Lin, Ah Du, Joey Yung, Li Yu Chun, Chen Lam, Vivian Xu, Lin Chi Ling, Jane Zhang, Valen Xu, Sky Wu, F.I.R, and Fu Li Shan (I think).

But let's face it, all of their voices are good (:

I hated the ending though.

Loooooooooooooooove the beginning ♥


Light the Passion, Share the Dream
Another pretty song I like! Performed by Leehom Wang (Taiwanese American), Stefanie Sun (Singapore), Wang Feng (China), and Jane Zhang (China)!
English Translation:
[Leehom Wang] Wind is blowing. All stars in the sky are lighted up!
I know, it is you passing through thousands of mountains & rivers to come here.

[Jane Zhang] At the moment when I am lighted, I am filled with stimulations.
Please bring me with you to the eternity.

[Chorus] Love, Love, Love
[Stefanie Sun] Love leads to a warm hug.
[Chorus] Love, Love, Love
[Stefanie Sun] Rivers of love meet the sea.

[Chorus] Your magic glorifies every sacred flame.
And you visualizes every dream.
Your flame lights up every heart, which is full of joys,
and is as sunny as the sky.

[Wang, Feng] The limpid rain flies over this ridge.
I know, it is you passing through the sea of dream to come here.

[Stefanie Sun] At the moment when I am warmed,
I receive you and raise you highly above the sky.
Miracles are around me.

[Chorus] Love, Love, Love
[Jane Zhang & Leehom Wang] Love leads to a warm hug again.
Love, Love, Love
Rivers of love meet the sea.

[Chorus] Your flame lights up every life,
which is touched by the dream,
And it is going to be unusual!
Your amazing rays light every heart,
which is full of joys,
and is as sunny as the sky.

[Leehom Wang] Light up this exciting passion, share the dream.
[Stefanie Sun] Line up our strength of hug.
[Wang, Feng] May the Earth is lighted!
[Jane Zhang] May the harmonious music echos in the Heaven!

[Chorus] We sing for your glories.
Your magic glorifies every sacred flame.
And you visualizes every dream.
Your amazing rays light up every heart, which is full of joys,
and is as sunny as the sky.

[Chorus] At this moment, the dream is realized in front of your eyes!



Forever Friends
And
yet
another
pretty
song
I
like
(:
Ho
ho.









oh the goats of redemption, it's no longer related to the Olympics!! What a fan I am (:

Koi no Dance Site - Morning Musume
These girls are craaaaaazy! But the song is catchy and they're funny xD lol!

MOO!

Lookieeeee, finally, a story that isn't scary/morbid/sad! Shock. xD

A long time ago, I read a joke about this I-D-Ten-T thing. I've forgotten what it was, but I definitely remember it being technical and the person telling him it was called I-D-Ten-T over the phone. So I just recreated it into a story. BEHOLD! xD

Hope you like it (: I wrote this last year.




Suffering From I. D. Ten T?

Mr. Ethan Viner stared at his computer screen, eyebrows knitted together in frustration. He looked down at his keyboard. Where was the letter ‘E’? he wondered, his eyes skimming across the keyboard. He found it and proceeded to press it triumphantly. Resisting the urge to give a victory cry or anything cliché, he picked up a piece of paper. He scanned its contents and sighed heavily, leaning back in his chair. He still had more than a thousand words to type and it was really beginning to irk him. He massaged his temples. Why couldn’t they arrange the keyboard alphabetically? Why must they insist on such a complex arrangement? Mr. Ethan just could not fathom why. He rubbed his eyes. What he’d give to have the good ol’ days of the typewriter…

He heaved another massive sigh, pushing himself out of his chair tiredly. He clicked the little ‘save’ button and ambled out of the room, wanting to make himself a nice cup of the strongest coffee mix he could find.

Now little Emma watched as her father went downstairs. She knew by the look of his face that he was going to make a cup of coffee – her daddy’s personal joy-bringer. She gleefully seized this opportunity and rushed into her father’s study room, to the computer. Emma excitedly opened her favourite website and began playing the games. Not long after that, she heard the telltale creak of the staircase, signaling her father’s return. In a harried frenzy, Emma just pressed the ‘off’ button on the monitor screen and ran out to greet her father with a hug, feigning total innocence.

Mr. Ethan smiled fondly at his daughter and patted her head absent-mindedly before she ran into her room. He trudged back to his study, a steaming cup of black coffee in his hand, its aroma giving Mr. Ethan renewed vigour. He braced himself and sat down, bravely facing his computer screen…only to find it blank.

His renewed vigour vanished faster than a rat down a hole. Mr. Ethan did then what any ‘dinosaur’ man would have done; he panicked. He mashed the mouse furiously and pressed every single key on the keyboard (it even had the nerve to make beeping noises! At him!), but to no avail. His computer screen stayed the same, its blank, black face almost mocking Mr. Ethan. He restarted the computer. He unplugged and re-plugged all the cables, wires and plugs. Nothing worked. Frustrated, Mr. Ethan aimed a kick at the CPU. He yelped as pain shot through his foot and up his leg.

Muttering profanities under his breath, he hobbled back to his chair and sank down into it once again, rubbing his sore toes. Picking up the phone, he punched some numbers into it, a little harder than necessary.

“TNT. How may we help you?” answered the clear, cool tone of the receptionist.

“I am Ethan Viner and my computer’s gone berserk,” growled Mr. Ethan.

The woman was unfazed by the hostility in Mr. Ethan’s voice. “Is that so? Do you know what’s wrong with it?”

“If I knew what was wrong, I wouldn’t have bothered calling!”

“Okay, okay,” her clipped tone said hurriedly. “Can you tell me what happened to your computer, sir?”

Mr. Ethan huffed touchily. “I was typing a speech on Microsoft Word. Then I left to make a drink. When I came back, my computer screen was blank. No sign of my documents anywhere!”

“Did you try moving the mouse, sir?”

“Yes I did every d*mn thing imaginable. I even unplugged and re-plugged everything, for goodness’ sake! But nothing worked. I demand you send someone over this very instant.” His tone held a layered threat.

“Hmm,” she hesitated, weighing the possibilities. She sighed. “Very well. Please tell us where you live, sir.”

Mr. Ethan gave his address and promptly hung up. Within a few minutes, his doorbell rang. With a satisfied grunt, he hurried to the door and opened it.

“Howdy there, Mr. Viner sir! Now where’s tha’ compu’er tha’s givin’ ya trouble?” exclaimed the technician brightly.

Mr. Ethan showed the technician to his study and jabbed his finger in the direction of his rebellious computer. The technician regarded the computer silently. His eyes roamed the whole computer before settling on the bottom of the monitor. As if in slow motion, he lifted a finger and pushed the little button on the monitor. Mr. Ethan stared agape as the screen flickered back to life when the technician prodded the mouse.

Mr. Ethan was flabbergasted and absolutely in…awe. How did he fix it in a matter of seconds? Amazing! Mr. Ethan clapped a hand on the technician’s back appreciatively.

“How much?” he asked, getting out his wallet heartily.

The technician shook his head. “Naw, no charge a’ all, migh’y sir.”

Mr. Ethan was beyond grateful. He praised the technician and led him to the door, thinking that perhaps this new generation wasn’t so bad after all…

“Oh!” exclaimed Mr. Ethan suddenly as the technician walked out of his compound. “Would you mind telling me what the problem was? In case it occurs again…”

The technician turned around and gave Mr. Ethan a sly grin. “Oh, naw. Nothin’ too dangerous. Jus’ a case of I. D. Ten T, really.”

“I. D. Ten T?” Mr. Ethan frowned. “What’s that?”

The technician smirked. “Try writin’ it down, sir.” He raised his hand in farewell and continued on his way, whistling a catchy tune.

Mr. Ethan stared after the technician’s retreating back, puzzled, before shutting the door firmly. Strolling to his study once more, he plopped down onto his chair. It groaned in protest under his weight as he reached for a pen and paper.

“I. D. Ten T…” he mumbled, scribbling it down messily. It took a few seconds for his brain to completely register what he had just written. The notion of the newer generation being not that bad after all flew out of the window.

There, scrawled on the piece of paper in Mr. Ethan’s handwriting, was one word:

ID10T

…the new generation is the worst ever, Mr. Ethan concluded with a snarl. He got up and stormed downstairs. He needed more coffee, pronto.

Emma heard the commotion and knew this was another chance. She hastily ran to her father’s study and resumed her games. Just as she was about to win, the staircase creaked and the smell of freshly brewed coffee wafted into the room. Left with no option but to abandon her win, Emma pressed the button again and ran back to her den.

Her father stumbled into the room, saw his blank monitor screen, gave a howl of anguish and sank to the floor, coffee in hand, utterly defeated, as his computer played a little audio clip that sounded very much like the taunting tune.

Suffering from ID10T? Indeed.

© Christine Ling 2007

Was not revised or checked. I expect some mistakes here and there. Note me if they're any though. (:

about this layout

Booyah; I've found out how to enable the comments on those premade layouts which doesn't have the comments option.

I'm beginning to learn these Blog Codes (:

Which means I'll have a change of layout preeeeeeetty soon.



Maybe once I come back :)

I'm hungry.

omg there's a new layout for blogspot?

Am I the first one who'll say--

WOO, I LIVE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...?

I guess not (:

Merdeka!

I think I'm gonna fail Sejarah. And Geo. Wahah.

Textbook, here I come! -munch- :)

it's Sejarah tomorrow

My mummy told me,

If I fail Sejarah this term, she'll make me eat my textbook!

Awww ♥ , I love you too mummy. (:

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This makes me 61% smart, doesn't it?

I'm dumb! :D

gnaaaaahhhhhh

Instead of studying,

I sneak onto the computer.

.......






SOMEONE, HIT ME. I'M BAD. D:

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