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I am a confused, dangerous little girl. And I bite. Fear me.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

and it shall be PINK!!

oh yes. hot bright pink. soft baby pink. PINK. cos right. cos......well. it's exactly 12:00am and suddenly i feel like writing one of those overly bimbo girly girl posts.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ONE OK!?!?!? xD

so let's starttttt.

but bout what.

ha............

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~

omg lyke HAI dere. 2day was lyke SOoOOOOoOOoOoO totally radically awesomely FANTABULOUSLY FUN!

bcoz lyke we gt our new lyke tymetabel 4 the form 4s! lucky me, i dropped est and accounts so i don haf 2 stay bak!!!!!! I NOE RITE. it's so dizzying!

den rite, we started our lyke PREFECT DUTIES 2dai! omg! i noe!! lyke, omg! i'm in lyke, class supervision! it has lyke SoOoooOOOOoOooOo many other prefectssss! i bet all the other units must be lyke, jealous or something. L. O. L.

nah i'm just lyke, kidding! HEEHEE.

bt at d same tyme it wasn't all that fun cos we got lyke SooOOOoOOoOo much hw 2dey! i mean lyke, who gives us karangan, maths (MATHS OK MATHS! LYKE, WHATEVER!), sejarah (ewwwwww), and biology on the same dei!? ugh! was SO not fantabulous.

i want pink headphones. like xia xue's pink room. it's SO fantabulous, i can't even use fantabulous to describe it cos it's just WAY too fantabulous. i mean. lyke, fantabulous, much? she's so fantabulous it's not even fantabulously funny.

well dat's all 4rm me tooodaiii. BABAAI! XOXO BABY CHRISSY LOVES U! MUAKS! XOXO! HUGS AND KISSES! SMOOCH! TOODLES! lipglossing off,

~*~(fantabulously cute-sified version of christine)~*~



ok i give up it sucks writing that way SAVE ME.

..........no offense to anyone who DOES write that way. not trying to start anythin'. honestly thought it'd be fun to just try it :D HEHEH.

but srsly. i want pink headphones. aaaahahahahahhaa!

and i like maths. eheh.

i'm taking bible and literature, not est and accounts. oh yeahh. 12:45 everyday is a good thing.

i think one of my nails is chipped.



.........i shud have written something like, "OMG I LIKE BROKE A NAIL LIKE OMG I'M NEVER TYPING EVER AGAIN OMG!"

i wan more books. bring me to bookstore somebody.

and no amyvoon, i don't mean ur calculator when i say "somebody" :p

Thursday, January 7, 2010

just some memories


sometime last year, we decided to have a...whatdyucallit. an...undead family. oh yes.

ALICIA ENG: mutated (radioactive) gigantic worm

AMY VOON: troll! xD

AUDREY JONG: skeleton --> The Grim Reaper *scary music*

CHOO MEI YUIN: PHANTOM! / shadow ;)

CHRISTINE LING: Zombie(QUEEN) heheheh

CLARISSA CHAI: The Mummy. The wrapped up in bandages one.

ELEENA BAKRIE: ...ghost. she so white. lol! xD

EMMELINE CHIEW: the DEMONESS! xDDD

EVELYN EU: werewolf!

MICHELLE GOH: vampire --> CountESS Dracula

MICHELLE TING: Haunted Scarecrow

PAN EU FERN: the BLOB (......our vacuum ;D)

REBECCA SU: BANSHEE!




and we aren't ALL that scary...

SABRINA KU: leprechaun! xD lol!

VALERIE NG: .......our garden gnome :D




and last but not least, our madcrazyinsane cow bent on world domination.........

MIRAH AMIN

yeah we have a cow. got a problem with it?! she mows our lawn ok (eats it). HAHHAAHA xD

i know i know it's like we're this supercooldeadly family of the Undead and suddenly...

we have a cow. and a garden gnome. and a leprechaun.

.................................

IT JUST HAPPENED OK!? xD

US: What should mirah be hor..
MIRAH: busy doing something else [mumble] moomoonmmm [mumble]
US: OMG! MIRAH DO U WANNA BE OUR COW?
MIRAH: OKAY!!!!! :DDDD
MIRAH: ...........
MIRAH: Wait, what?
US: WAHAHAHAHAH she said okay she said okay!!
MIRAH: ....umm....moo?

'twas meant to be.

then she went into denial mode.

MIRAH: I am the magnificent! I am the all-powerful! I will rule the world!
NANA: I am SO scared!
NANA: And she produces dairy products.
NANA: I am EVEN MORE scared!!
MIRAH: Do not insult the magnificent!

not too long later,
MIRAH: walks past
NANA: omg, what is that THING!?
MIRAH: turns sharply MOO. stalks off




and just LOOK at vallyboo and sabku.

...........AWWWWW.

'nuff said.

so well anyway. We, the superlycoolundeadly Undead Family live in this huuuuuge mansion with 8 wings, 1 for each of us (the mummy the werewolf the banshee the vampire the grimreaper the zombie the ghost the hauntedscarecrow) as,

the troll guards the bridge over our moat leading to the castlemansion,

the leprechaun likes to dance over that (eerie) rainbow over our castlemansion (think waltz disney kids!),

the blob blobs around the whole mansion (including the walls),

the shadow stalks the whole house too,

the mutated worm hides in the earth in our massive gigantic garden,

the garden gnome DECORATES our otherwise dull massive gigantic garden,

and our cow mows our lawn.



...i know, it's perfect, isn't it? :'D



we even have this little kitty gnome door installed in our big gigantic door so that the gnome can come in (sometimes!) :DDD

we care, u see. oh yes.


oh, oh! and we have a deal about killin' humans u see!

First they are drawn by the eerie rainbow and gold from the leprechaun and will cross over the bridge, only to be confronted by our troll! she'll grab one for herself as the rest quickly run over to the safety of our massive gigantic garden cos they would feel reassured by the little garden gnome in our otherwise dull massive gigantic garden.

they would trust the gnome as they would ignore the cow with the mad evil glint in its eye, chewing on grass maniacally.

then our little garden gnome will crawl through her little door, making the humans follow her into our lair castlemansion.

the shadow locks the door.

the ghost starts haunting.

the haunted scarecrow starts moving.

the mummy stumbles and trips the humans.

the humans scream, attracting........the banshee.

the banshee then enters, smiles, and screams.

the humans die, obviously.

the zombie gets the brains.

the vampire gets the blood.

the werewolf gets the meat.

the grim reaper gets the soul.

the demoness gets another slave.

the mutated worm gets the cadaver.

& the blob gets the remains.


everyone plays a part of our deadly Haunted House.


...............ooh. (;













anyway, that was all last year.

this year, it's...............heheh.





so today marks the start of new titles to our names,


Cool Blue Sky! Mirah Amin

Fresh Green Tree! ChrisItalictine Ling

Hot Red Fire! Nana Bakrie

Dirty Black Hole! Mich Goh

Bright Yellow Sun! Al Eng

Silent Brown Wood! Chooey...Choo?

Pure White Snow! Fern Pan

Shiny Silver Spoon! Drey Jong

less scary!

i know, i know. u wish u were us ;)

............so sue us. we were BORED OK x) heheeee




and SO FAR, the story goes SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

the pure white snow falls from the cool blue sky and onto the fresh green tree in the silent brown wood(s) but is soon melted by the bright yellow sun as it wishes it could be like the shiny silver spoon in the distance, not melting, but then it catches a spark and sets off the hot red fire and soon all that's left is the dirty black hole, an empty vacuum.




sounds depressing.

sorry.

LOL.



Monday, December 7, 2009

and as they say, the pen is mightier than the sword.

i just realised something..

u can actually really gauge a person's character just by how they write, or by how they phrase things.





words are a powerful thing.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

mission accomplished.

*points to posts below*

it's like i was never really gone in the first place ;)

TEEHEHEE!

all my posts even extend to the NEXT page!!!

oh i'm awesome ;) LOLjkjk!!! xD

so. mission accomplished ;D

iUpdated.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

SHOW THOSE PEARLY WHITES

TODAY,

MY BRACES CAME OFF.

after 2 whole years and 7 months,

THEY'RE TRULY AND REALLY OFF!

i am metal mouth no longer!!

Goodbye, Braces Club and Hel-lo Retainers Club! ;D

i'm finally joining allybean and chooey!

ditching u mich :p BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!


aaaaaaaahh.

it feels so easy to smile now x)



. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .



....omggggg they're really off!!! xD



i think. i'm actually gonna kinda miss them :')

...kinda.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

& the train goes "CHOO CHOO"!


to the girl who planned ALL our birthday cards.

to the girl who jumps everytime someone calls her name.

to the girl who willingly helps when asked a question.

to the girl who rocks at jazz.

to the girl who everybody loves.

to the girl who is absolutely ADORABLE♥

to the girl who NEEDS TO JOIN BAND ALREADY xD lol!

to the girl whose smartassness is known throughout the whole school

to the girl whose hippobearthing is still so cute eventho we can't tell what species it is x)

to the girl who we use her name in vain to convince our parents to let us go out *hint hint wink wink nudge nudge* ;D LOL! xD

to the girl with the nickname CHOOEY CHEWY CHOCO CHEWING GUM,

this is for you :)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOOEY.

there's nothing else more to say, except for the fact that

WE. LOVE. YOU.

but you probably already knew that x)


now doesn't that just MELT your heart?? :'D













i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage..........


meh.

I LOVE YOU CHOOMON! xD

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

the bells are ringing!

ring-a-ring-ring!

ahhhhh tiiiiiiiing! AH TING AH! xD know what special day it is todaaaaaaaay? EHEHEHEHH.



i know i've said this like a 2183r49023gazillion times but imma just gonna say it AGAIN!

UR NAME SO FUN TO SAY LAH!

it's like michelleTING! so SATISFYING! xD LOL!

♥you! you're awesome!

& I'M GONNA DUMP U ON THE STAGE ON PURPOSE MORE SO THAT U CAN DANCE MORE! xD

HEHE.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

and so marks the end

MY permanent MENTAL RETARDATION PERIOD IS OVERRRRR

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA--

the sky seems so blue! the grass seems so green! look at the shining sun! listen to the birds chirping! hear the students scream with joy!

WATCH THE FIREWORKS LIGHT UP THE SKY ACROSS THE STREET IN ST JO!

AHAHAHAHAHAAA the BEST part of the day! xD



the world seems a brighter place, now that we can fling our textbooks off a cliff :)

i'm gonna shout, "GOOD RIDDANCE!" and hear it echo with a satisfied smirk


Friday, October 9, 2009

to be online is my form of relaxation

so that i can concentrate for the next day's paper, of course ;D

if any of you guys were as lousy students as i am, that probably means you guys have been on facebook too, instead of studying summore, and that means you probably know about my day's paper from facebook aaaaaalready so why should i repost it here? ;)

see you guys online again on Monday! xD

we can do this thing! woo!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

it's finally here

after 1095 days of slogging slothing studying slugging through school.....it's finally here.

the dreaded doomsday.

"OMG!!!!! LYKE, *TEH* DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY!?!!?!" I hear you ask.

well it's certainly not 2012, but it comes quite close.

yes. it's none other than the dreaded...



P. M. R.
permanent mental retardation.




Oh Yes. It's Here.






goodbye, world.

Monday, October 5, 2009

but she's my mei-mei


she's creepy and weird and moody and snappy and temperamental and noisy and loud and sarcastic and idiotic and smart and sing-y and mean and caring and whiny and kintio and pinnochio and cool and lame and very lame and very very lame but you know what?

she's still my mei mei.

and i love her :)

so

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALICIA ENG HUI CHING aka worm allybean ahleng meimei!!!

that card chooey arranged was so superly cool cos she's another kickass person ;)

God loves you too. But u probably already knew that x)

Friday, September 18, 2009

booo hannah montanaaaa



i am now officially Christine Hannah Ling :)



Tuesday, September 15, 2009

oh blahderdash


..................................


.....................................................


my brain's all muddled up now so i can no longer think BLAME SCHOOL TOO OK xD

BLAH. FIDDLESTICKS. I GIVE UP THINKING.






HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVELYN EU SZE LIN!!!!!!!!!! + ALL UR OTHER NAMES xD


i am PROUD to say that this girl here is. MY. COUSIN! :DDDD
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so i don't care what you think cos she's awesome and i love her ANYWAY!

GO EVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD


...need i say anymore? (x

Sunday, August 9, 2009

illegal growth hormones are illegal for a reason

because if they weren't illegal they'd be more people like Amy Voon and that'd be terrible, wouldn't it? ;) HEE.


don't worry amy voon!!! i know u ♥ me lots lots!!! i got PROOF! xD




WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.


HEHEEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEH.

i ♥ you too la dun worry!!! xD



.........................




....................but sometimes, i absolutely haaaaaaaaate u too :p

LOL!



Happy Birthday, Amy Emaii AhMe EhMee Pamy Annabelle Bamboo Knight Voon isuddenlyforgoturchinesename! xD


u 174 cm girl.


better stop taking illegal growth hormones ah.

got side effect later on then u know ;D TEEHEE!

u see we CARE for u. WAHAHAHHAAHAHAH--!!








if u become 175 cm next year, i cry liau
;________________;





lol! xD







omgomgomg it's YU CHEN!!!!!!!!! i remember it liau!!! xDD LOLLLL!!!! PRAISE ME xD

Sunday, August 2, 2009

i see cow.


ohh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.



there was way more. like i mean really WAAAYY more. on MY own wall too! i clicked that Older Posts button SO MANY times until i reached like my very first facebook existance.



yeah. i went *THAT* far (for youuuuuuuu). but u know what. i found out facebook deleted it ): i am so upset.

BUT!



u see how much we love you? ;D


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIRAH AMIN aka BETSY THE OUR COW/LAWNMOWER♥!!!!

we'd go to war for you :D
FFS war, but STILL! WAR xD



and don't worry about them hun. u still got us :)


Sunday, July 26, 2009

the super long card

so who IS it THIS time?

HAHAHAHAHA!




SO. do you know who this post is about yet? ;D

so smile, cos...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUFFIE HAYLEY INSERTDESIREDNAMEHERE PAN EU FERN!!!

YES, it's HER birthday!!! :D

we got her this superkickasslong card thanks to VAL! cos she's superkickass too xD hahahaa!



and of course we all still remember her euffie board (:




you see fern. THAT's how much we love you ;)


Monday, July 6, 2009

welcome to the club!


this post is dedicated to none other than our very own (first) mummykins of our class! x)

we aaaaaaall know who THAT is, right? ;)



HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
VALERIE NG HUI SZE!

I don't know if you even read my blog or not, but this is to you, because we love you TOO! :D

you never really could control us tho ;) LOL!jkjk xD

welcome to the Land of the (even) Older, sweetheart! You're officially in the club now ;) haha!


Saturday, July 4, 2009

THE Food & Fun Fair 09

well, first it started off with the PREPARATIONS ;)

inside our class,


outside,


faces, faces,


then up in the hall,







(i know, i know, this one has issues, but i'm too lazy to reedit and reupload so too bad :p hehe!)

then back in our class,





THEN THE NEXT DAY, the real Food and Fun Fair!

presenting, the FOOOOOD :D
(but obviously not AAALL xD)



getting ready,





then more people start comin in,







we're workin' hard x)







all in all, we had work shifts, lots of coupons, laughter, sweat, games, friends, flowers, cameras, picnics and many memories this day. (:



you know you wished you were there x)

SEE YOU IN 2011!




p/s: i know some of the slideshows of the pics are like pixelized and smaller than some, but blame photobucket. they resized it ):


and today was super special as well, cos it's was SOMEONE'S birthday! ;)


Happy Birthday, SHARON DADDYKINS MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!
we love you lots lots lots lots lotsl sltsokfoawksldkawojdv c---
...........LOTS x)





Sunday, June 28, 2009

today is a super special day (:

it is it is as FOUR people were born today!

Happy 14th Birthday, Karen Wong!

Happy 15th Birthday, Rebecca Su!

*IMAGE OF PAM*
Happy 16th Birthday, Pamela Tan!

Happy 17th Birthday, Olivia Lee!




seeeeeeeee so cool right!! :D

got 14 got 15 got 16 and got 17!

so it's a super special day.

so go give them presents and hugs already!

hehehehee♥

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Hallos to the guy whose BLOG SOMEHOW DISAPPEARED.

I DO WONDERS HOW. *SCRUTINIZING EYES OF PURE AND UTTER DOOM*


well since i din know what else to do, and since you thought i wouldn't fix it up, here's what i did to that gundam you gave me! shocker.


tada! teh box

tada! posing

tada! just missing the sparkles ):

rarr!!

the back thingy that can go round and round and round and saakaaaaii

ooh lookie! i got dagger.

ooh lookie! i got SWORD.

muahahaha!

i am armed to the thighs!

look how masterful i can glint one eye.

oh! i fell ):

oh! the head came off ):

terrible body!




like a barbeque

waahh!

i conquered thee!


oh what's the sword doing all the way over there! D:

fling the head and die!



'tis already decapitated. why the uber badass sword still!

an garde!

march!

oh the poor thing ):






see! this is why you do not give people like ME gundams! :D

Happy Birthday, Aaron Gumis my ickle apprentice!


u're finally old.

but i'm still older.

wahah!

waitthat'snotsomethingtolaughaboutohi'mdepressednow.

...i feel so OLD.




and also to the cutest mummy in the Whole Wide World,

Happy Birthday Mummy HengLING! :D

my mummy is da CUTEST.

EVER.

EVER.

EVERRRRR.




u know you're mummy ain't as cute ♥











oh...his blog came back ):