I love you guys. ♥
Thanks so much for today :)
Yours Truly
- christine
- is behind you.
- I am a confused, dangerous little girl. And I bite. Fear me.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
According to Me,
In a few decades from now, we will not live in the sky nor in space. We will live underwater.
Face it, we are progressing fast, but not fast enough to be able to stay airborne unless we have plenty of fuel to keep on going. Or unless we find / create a mineral that can hover in midair, and enough of that to sustain the population. But even in the sky, our troubles are still--we are running out of oxygen. However if we went underwater, we can remain in the buildings that have sunk and rely on trapped air pockets for air supply. And oxygen is still found in water.
Through evolution, perhaps we may be able to hold our breaths for a longer period of time, like whales. Blubbery blubber whales! I won't go so far as to say we will develope gills to filter oxygen from the water, although that would be srsly cool.
So perhaps mermaids did exist, but throughout the years they have become extinct and history is just repeating itself when we ourselves do become somewhat like the merpeople.
Or not where do all the legends originate from? There must be some truth in them, no matter how small it is.
Unless the people back in the days could really reeaally think far ahead, or they were just too bored and were way more creative and imaginative than we are since they had no tvs or computers.
. . . . . .
But anyways, if we were to live underwater, we will eventually develope webbed feet and hands through evolution. This is a must in order to be able to swim faster, with more powerful kicks to ensure safety, preservation and of course, to catch food.
Our eyes might also develope a layer over them to protect them from the salty waters. Ears, too, so that we can withstand the pressure. And our skin will take on a greenish hue to camouflage.
.........i see now why merpeople have big yellow eyes and green scaly skin.
Except the ones in Disney.
Or perhaps our humanity will split in half--one underwater, and one in the sky.
Those living in the skies will rely on high terrains and mountains. Our bones will become more hollow and lighter. Our eyes will have to be more keen and ears must be able to withstand THAt pressure up there too.
I don't think we'd develope feathers for wings, but perhaps the bones will elongate and skin will be stretched over the area........
Ah, like pterodactyls. Back to the Dinosaur era. Nature's ironic way of bringing them back through evolution. History history.
So fish and birds.flyingfish!!! Myths and Dinosaurs. Water and Air.
Pollution has both in its grasp. The waters are polluted. The air is polluted.
So even if we can no longer exist on earth and are forced to retreat into the waters/air, we'd still die because they both are being polluted as we speak. So unless we stop polluting and start conserving, we're doomed either way.
We're back at Square One.
Save the Earth.
Face it, we are progressing fast, but not fast enough to be able to stay airborne unless we have plenty of fuel to keep on going. Or unless we find / create a mineral that can hover in midair, and enough of that to sustain the population. But even in the sky, our troubles are still--we are running out of oxygen. However if we went underwater, we can remain in the buildings that have sunk and rely on trapped air pockets for air supply. And oxygen is still found in water.
Through evolution, perhaps we may be able to hold our breaths for a longer period of time, like whales. Blubbery blubber whales! I won't go so far as to say we will develope gills to filter oxygen from the water, although that would be srsly cool.
So perhaps mermaids did exist, but throughout the years they have become extinct and history is just repeating itself when we ourselves do become somewhat like the merpeople.
Or not where do all the legends originate from? There must be some truth in them, no matter how small it is.
Unless the people back in the days could really reeaally think far ahead, or they were just too bored and were way more creative and imaginative than we are since they had no tvs or computers.
. . . . . .
But anyways, if we were to live underwater, we will eventually develope webbed feet and hands through evolution. This is a must in order to be able to swim faster, with more powerful kicks to ensure safety, preservation and of course, to catch food.
Our eyes might also develope a layer over them to protect them from the salty waters. Ears, too, so that we can withstand the pressure. And our skin will take on a greenish hue to camouflage.
.........i see now why merpeople have big yellow eyes and green scaly skin.
Except the ones in Disney.
Or perhaps our humanity will split in half--one underwater, and one in the sky.
Those living in the skies will rely on high terrains and mountains. Our bones will become more hollow and lighter. Our eyes will have to be more keen and ears must be able to withstand THAt pressure up there too.
I don't think we'd develope feathers for wings, but perhaps the bones will elongate and skin will be stretched over the area........
Ah, like pterodactyls. Back to the Dinosaur era. Nature's ironic way of bringing them back through evolution. History history.
So fish and birds.
Pollution has both in its grasp. The waters are polluted. The air is polluted.
So even if we can no longer exist on earth and are forced to retreat into the waters/air, we'd still die because they both are being polluted as we speak. So unless we stop polluting and start conserving, we're doomed either way.
We're back at Square One.
Save the Earth.
Monday, February 15, 2010
peek-a-boo!
i see you! :D
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
i lied. i don't see you. i'm sorry.
anyway, two updates in two days! homg! zomg! comg! tomg! gomg! momg!
yesyes, i know, i am amazing. sigh :)
LOL!jkjk xD
well anyways. Miss Susie made us write an essay the other day. It went something like this.
...yeah. something like that.
so, our topics.
Alicia picked #1. I was in her first story of that. I am honoured. She loves me, I know she does :'D hehehehee♥
Josephine wants to do #2. I have no idea why :D
I picked #3! Cos it sounded fun, i have no idea why either :D
my thoughts on #4 and #5.
If I were given a chance to be anybody, I would be me because I am awesome. Duh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH--
cough.
My early years. When maths was actually still numbers.
Good ol' days.
Then this happened for #4.
conclusion: we are genius.
but in the end michgoh decided to write a tragic love story. she's determined to make miss susie cry. i salute her. hahahahaa.
but anyways, this is mine.
CHALLENGE 3: Describe the biggest challenge in your life.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
i lied. i don't see you. i'm sorry.
anyway, two updates in two days! homg! zomg! comg! tomg! gomg! momg!
yesyes, i know, i am amazing. sigh :)
LOL!jkjk xD
well anyways. Miss Susie made us write an essay the other day. It went something like this.
MISS SUSIE: And so, let's WRITE TODAY!
CLASS OF 4SC1: groans in loud despair!!!!!!
MISS SUSIE: I know! I am SO excited! :D
CLASS OF 4SC1: thinking, OMGNO
MISS SUSIE: It's GREAT to see such ENTHUSIASTIC students!!
CLASS OF 4SC1: noooooo teacher noooooooooooo!
MISS SUSIE: Look at all the ENTHUSIASM! I can't wait! :D
CLASS OF 4SC1: why can't we wait for after the holidays!?
MISS SUSIE: I LOVE seeing ENTHUSIASTIC students! LET'S WRITE!
CLASS OF 4SC1: Noooooooooooooooo!!
...yeah. something like that.
so, our topics.
- Friends
- Ends with, "If only I had listened to his/her advice."
- Describe the biggest challenge in your life.
- If you were given a chance to be anybody, who would you be and why?
- My early years.
Alicia picked #1. I was in her first story of that. I am honoured. She loves me, I know she does :'D hehehehee♥
Josephine wants to do #2. I have no idea why :D
I picked #3! Cos it sounded fun, i have no idea why either :D
my thoughts on #4 and #5.
If I were given a chance to be anybody, I would be me because I am awesome. Duh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH--
cough.
My early years. When maths was actually still numbers.
Good ol' days.
Then this happened for #4.
MICHGOH: OMG! We should pick #4 and write, if i were given a chance to be anybody, i would be Miss Susie!
ALICIA: OOOH....!
(cos that would mean mich gets extra marks LOLhahajkjk)
CHRISTINE: OMG! Then you can write, and if i were miss susie, i would give this essay 50/50!! AHAHAHAHAA
MICHGOH: YEAH!!!! we should so totally write that!!
conclusion: we are genius.
but in the end michgoh decided to write a tragic love story. she's determined to make miss susie cry. i salute her. hahahahaa.
but anyways, this is mine.
CHALLENGE 3: Describe the biggest challenge in your life.
And Another Day Goes By
The sun sets. The sun rises. Another day goes by. The wind blows. The trees sway. Another day goes by. The branches move. My window gets hit. Another day goes by. The sunlight streams in. The birds chirp. Another day goes by. I open my eyes. I cover my head with my pillow. Another day goes by. A knock on my door. My mother’s voice,
“CHRISTINE! WAKE UP! It’s 10 o’clock in the morning!”
…another day goes by.
How many days have gone by?
Not many. I think.
“Christine, wake up now! Dad wants to go out for brunch!”
Why, hello to you too mum!
“Open the door!”
How am I doing? Well, fine of course! Thanks for asking.
“I’m warning you…”
“Yes mum, I’m awake, I’m awake! I’m on my way to the bathroom as you speak! Watch me go, quick as a cat!”
The noise stops. I turn over, and go back to sleep.
People face many challenges every day of their lives. From tackling that pesky additional mathematics question, to feeding their vicious fish. It is tragic, I know. Even I, as unbelievably astounding as I am, am faced with challenges all the time! But I, being as unbelievably astounding as I am, can normally overcome them with triumph held high in my fist, standing on the mountain of victory, with waves of success splashing behind me as songs of achievement fill the air.
Except for one.
Just one tiny one. Okay, maybe not so tiny. Maybe just a small one. Slightly bigger than that. Considerably bigger. Bigger. Huge. Massive. Gargantuan.
All except that just one tiny-small-big-huge-massive-gargantuan challenge I have to face each and every morning. And no, it’s not my mother. It’s not something quite as simple as that, you see. But it’s alright, as I have realised everything in this world eventually comes to face a challenge. A very challenging challenge. Even animals! Although I would have to add in the fact that my dog’s biggest and most challenging challenge in his life is probably trying to find the cosiest spot to sleep in every day. He is a German Shepherd and his name is Fluff. He’s a dog, not a cat. But I digress.
This one hindrance crumbles my Mountain of Victory! The Waves of Success die down. The Songs of Achievement crackle, fade and is heard no more. And that Triumph held high in my Fist? Gone. Like the wind.
How can this be? It cannot be so! But I must admit, it is by far, the most Challenging Challenge of my Life. Really. It prevents me from accomplishing things. It prevents me from being a good daughter. It prevents me from being early. It prevents me from LIVING MY LIFE. It is that bad. Truly and really. Really and truly.
You must all be wondering right about now…what is this challenge? What is this tiny-small-big-huge-massive-gargantuan challenge? What is this most challenging challenge that prevents me from living my life as it ought to be lived? What is this monstrosity of a challenge?
I am sorry, I do not know how to tell you. My hand cannot write any further. I am trembling as I write. It is too traumatising. But, no! I must persevere. I can do this. I will do this.
“CHRISTINE! It’s already 11:30 a.m.! WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT READY?”
I groan and blearily rub my eyes.
“Christine Ling Jern Sze! Don’t make me go in there!”
I have a confession to make. My biggest and most challenging challenge of my life… is waking up in the morning.
“I’m coming in right now!”
“Nooo, mum! I’m ready, I’m ready!”
And another day goes by.
The sun sets. The sun rises. Another day goes by. The wind blows. The trees sway. Another day goes by. The branches move. My window gets hit. Another day goes by. The sunlight streams in. The birds chirp. Another day goes by. I open my eyes. I cover my head with my pillow. Another day goes by. A knock on my door. My mother’s voice,
“CHRISTINE! WAKE UP! It’s 10 o’clock in the morning!”
…another day goes by.
How many days have gone by?
Not many. I think.
“Christine, wake up now! Dad wants to go out for brunch!”
Why, hello to you too mum!
“Open the door!”
How am I doing? Well, fine of course! Thanks for asking.
“I’m warning you…”
“Yes mum, I’m awake, I’m awake! I’m on my way to the bathroom as you speak! Watch me go, quick as a cat!”
The noise stops. I turn over, and go back to sleep.
---
People face many challenges every day of their lives. From tackling that pesky additional mathematics question, to feeding their vicious fish. It is tragic, I know. Even I, as unbelievably astounding as I am, am faced with challenges all the time! But I, being as unbelievably astounding as I am, can normally overcome them with triumph held high in my fist, standing on the mountain of victory, with waves of success splashing behind me as songs of achievement fill the air.
Except for one.
Just one tiny one. Okay, maybe not so tiny. Maybe just a small one. Slightly bigger than that. Considerably bigger. Bigger. Huge. Massive. Gargantuan.
All except that just one tiny-small-big-huge-massive-gargantuan challenge I have to face each and every morning. And no, it’s not my mother. It’s not something quite as simple as that, you see. But it’s alright, as I have realised everything in this world eventually comes to face a challenge. A very challenging challenge. Even animals! Although I would have to add in the fact that my dog’s biggest and most challenging challenge in his life is probably trying to find the cosiest spot to sleep in every day. He is a German Shepherd and his name is Fluff. He’s a dog, not a cat. But I digress.
This one hindrance crumbles my Mountain of Victory! The Waves of Success die down. The Songs of Achievement crackle, fade and is heard no more. And that Triumph held high in my Fist? Gone. Like the wind.
How can this be? It cannot be so! But I must admit, it is by far, the most Challenging Challenge of my Life. Really. It prevents me from accomplishing things. It prevents me from being a good daughter. It prevents me from being early. It prevents me from LIVING MY LIFE. It is that bad. Truly and really. Really and truly.
You must all be wondering right about now…what is this challenge? What is this tiny-small-big-huge-massive-gargantuan challenge? What is this most challenging challenge that prevents me from living my life as it ought to be lived? What is this monstrosity of a challenge?
I am sorry, I do not know how to tell you. My hand cannot write any further. I am trembling as I write. It is too traumatising. But, no! I must persevere. I can do this. I will do this.
“CHRISTINE! It’s already 11:30 a.m.! WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT READY?”
I groan and blearily rub my eyes.
“Christine Ling Jern Sze! Don’t make me go in there!”
I have a confession to make. My biggest and most challenging challenge of my life… is waking up in the morning.
“I’m coming in right now!”
“Nooo, mum! I’m ready, I’m ready!”
And another day goes by.
END
© Christine Ling, Feb 2010.
i know. it's boring. and strangely, SHORT! hahahahaa i'm sorry. i got lazy. too bad :p hahaha!
Sunday, February 14, 2010
wah! 125th post!
my school's age this year! wahwahwah.
anyways i'm just posting cos i'm bored and i feel bad. blog's so dead. this reminds me of my very first post.
as in, why do i even HAVE a blog?
school these days aren't so interesting anymo. i miss my lardy nana and my crazy cow betsy. somehow the class ain't so noisy anymo.
altho i love allybean's green notebook. i agree when she said it's the best thing she's started all year.
durr ally, durrr. smartest thing, too.
dun worry i ♥ u still!
i shall write that in it next time.
i like taking it and filling it with random nonsense (that are all facts, btw. eg, Christine Ling is a genius--fact of life).
and now since i've just recently bought neon stickynotepapers i like writing my initials on them and sticking them everywhere.
i am not an egotist.
that's Miss Susie.
alicia taught us a new thing which her cousin taught her.
her cousin is so cool, btw.unlikealicia
it's called........
The Awkward Turtle.
well this is awkward.
ANYWAY.
oh ya. last thursday we had a bible test. all of us came early that day for some reason, but the doors were still locked so we had to stand out there.
the boys gathered around one spot and studied.
Studied.
STUDIED.
STUDIEDD.
while me and mich leaned on each other a few steps away, thinking, "There is something wrong with this picture."
and we always thought girls were more studious x)
well truthfully when me and mich first came we were like OMG study! but after a while we just went aaaahh screw this. bro loves us more anyway ;)
LOL!
then after a while, i asked,
proof that bro albi is scary.
really scary.
yeahhhh.
then we went in and bro albi was like, "This test will determine whether you stay....or not." And he smiled.
HE SMILED.
SMILEEDDDDDD.
and me and mich were like shitwe'rescrewed
aaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaaha.
but it was.......ok.
i hope.
anyways i'm just posting cos i'm bored and i feel bad. blog's so dead. this reminds me of my very first post.
as in, why do i even HAVE a blog?
school these days aren't so interesting anymo. i miss my lardy nana and my crazy cow betsy. somehow the class ain't so noisy anymo.
altho i love allybean's green notebook. i agree when she said it's the best thing she's started all year.
durr ally, durrr. smartest thing, too.
dun worry i ♥ u still!
i shall write that in it next time.
i like taking it and filling it with random nonsense (that are all facts, btw. eg, Christine Ling is a genius--fact of life).
and now since i've just recently bought neon stickynotepapers i like writing my initials on them and sticking them everywhere.
i am not an egotist.
that's Miss Susie.
alicia taught us a new thing which her cousin taught her.
her cousin is so cool, btw.
it's called........
The Awkward Turtle.
well this is awkward.
ANYWAY.
oh ya. last thursday we had a bible test. all of us came early that day for some reason, but the doors were still locked so we had to stand out there.
the boys gathered around one spot and studied.
Studied.
STUDIED.
STUDIEDD.
while me and mich leaned on each other a few steps away, thinking, "There is something wrong with this picture."
and we always thought girls were more studious x)
well truthfully when me and mich first came we were like OMG study! but after a while we just went aaaahh screw this. bro loves us more anyway ;)
LOL!
then after a while, i asked,
CHRISTINE: ...is this how you guys study for exams?
GUMIS: ...nah. we don't study for normal exams.
proof that bro albi is scary.
really scary.
yeahhhh.
then we went in and bro albi was like, "This test will determine whether you stay....or not." And he smiled.
HE SMILED.
SMILEEDDDDDD.
and me and mich were like shitwe'rescrewed
aaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaaha.
but it was.......ok.
i hope.
oh yes! btw, Happy Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day! :D
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
and it shall be PINK!!
oh yes. hot bright pink. soft baby pink. PINK. cos right. cos......well. it's exactly 12:00am and suddenly i feel like writing one of those overly bimbo girly girl posts.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ONE OK!?!?!? xD
so let's starttttt.
but bout what.
ha............
omg lyke HAI dere. 2day was lyke SOoOOOOoOOoOoO totally radically awesomely FANTABULOUSLY FUN!
bcoz lyke we gt our new lyke tymetabel 4 the form 4s! lucky me, i dropped est and accounts so i don haf 2 stay bak!!!!!! I NOE RITE. it's so dizzying!
den rite, we started our lyke PREFECT DUTIES 2dai! omg! i noe!! lyke, omg! i'm in lyke, class supervision! it has lyke SoOoooOOOOoOooOo many other prefectssss! i bet all the other units must be lyke, jealous or something. L. O. L.
nah i'm just lyke, kidding! HEEHEE.
bt at d same tyme it wasn't all that fun cos we got lyke SooOOOoOOoOo much hw 2dey! i mean lyke, who gives us karangan, maths (MATHS OK MATHS! LYKE, WHATEVER!), sejarah (ewwwwww), and biology on the same dei!? ugh! was SO not fantabulous.
i want pink headphones. like xia xue's pink room. it's SO fantabulous, i can't even use fantabulous to describe it cos it's just WAY too fantabulous. i mean. lyke, fantabulous, much? she's so fantabulous it's not even fantabulously funny.
well dat's all 4rm me tooodaiii. BABAAI! XOXO BABY CHRISSY LOVES U! MUAKS! XOXO! HUGS AND KISSES! SMOOCH! TOODLES! lipglossing off,
~*~(fantabulously cute-sified version of christine)~*~
ok i give up it sucks writing that way SAVE ME.
..........no offense to anyone who DOES write that way. not trying to start anythin'. honestly thought it'd be fun to just try it :D HEHEH.
but srsly. i want pink headphones. aaaahahahahahhaa!
and i like maths. eheh.
i'm taking bible and literature, not est and accounts. oh yeahh. 12:45 everyday is a good thing.
i think one of my nails is chipped.
.........i shud have written something like, "OMG I LIKE BROKE A NAIL LIKE OMG I'M NEVER TYPING EVER AGAIN OMG!"
i wan more books. bring me to bookstore somebody.
and no amyvoon, i don't mean ur calculator when i say "somebody" :p
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ONE OK!?!?!? xD
so let's starttttt.
but bout what.
ha............
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~
omg lyke HAI dere. 2day was lyke SOoOOOOoOOoOoO totally radically awesomely FANTABULOUSLY FUN!
bcoz lyke we gt our new lyke tymetabel 4 the form 4s! lucky me, i dropped est and accounts so i don haf 2 stay bak!!!!!! I NOE RITE. it's so dizzying!
den rite, we started our lyke PREFECT DUTIES 2dai! omg! i noe!! lyke, omg! i'm in lyke, class supervision! it has lyke SoOoooOOOOoOooOo many other prefectssss! i bet all the other units must be lyke, jealous or something. L. O. L.
nah i'm just lyke, kidding! HEEHEE.
bt at d same tyme it wasn't all that fun cos we got lyke SooOOOoOOoOo much hw 2dey! i mean lyke, who gives us karangan, maths (MATHS OK MATHS! LYKE, WHATEVER!), sejarah (ewwwwww), and biology on the same dei!? ugh! was SO not fantabulous.
i want pink headphones. like xia xue's pink room. it's SO fantabulous, i can't even use fantabulous to describe it cos it's just WAY too fantabulous. i mean. lyke, fantabulous, much? she's so fantabulous it's not even fantabulously funny.
well dat's all 4rm me tooodaiii. BABAAI! XOXO BABY CHRISSY LOVES U! MUAKS! XOXO! HUGS AND KISSES! SMOOCH! TOODLES! lipglossing off,
~*~(fantabulously cute-sified version of christine)~*~
ok i give up it sucks writing that way SAVE ME.
..........no offense to anyone who DOES write that way. not trying to start anythin'. honestly thought it'd be fun to just try it :D HEHEH.
but srsly. i want pink headphones. aaaahahahahahhaa!
and i like maths. eheh.
i'm taking bible and literature, not est and accounts. oh yeahh. 12:45 everyday is a good thing.
i think one of my nails is chipped.
.........i shud have written something like, "OMG I LIKE BROKE A NAIL LIKE OMG I'M NEVER TYPING EVER AGAIN OMG!"
i wan more books. bring me to bookstore somebody.
and no amyvoon, i don't mean ur calculator when i say "somebody" :p
Thursday, January 7, 2010
just some memories
ALICIA ENG: mutated (radioactive) gigantic worm
AMY VOON: troll! xD
AUDREY JONG: skeleton --> The Grim Reaper *scary music*
CHOO MEI YUIN: PHANTOM! / shadow ;)
CHRISTINE LING: Zombie(QUEEN) heheheh
CLARISSA CHAI: The Mummy. The wrapped up in bandages one.
ELEENA BAKRIE: ...ghost. she so white. lol! xD
EMMELINE CHIEW: the DEMONESS! xDDD
EVELYN EU: werewolf!
MICHELLE GOH: vampire --> CountESS Dracula
MICHELLE TING: Haunted Scarecrow
PAN EU FERN: the BLOB (......our vacuum ;D)
REBECCA SU: BANSHEE!
and we aren't ALL that scary...
SABRINA KU: leprechaun! xD lol!
VALERIE NG: .......our garden gnome :D
and last but not least, our madcrazyinsane cow bent on world domination.........
MIRAH AMIN
yeah we have a cow. got a problem with it?! she mows our lawn ok (eats it). HAHHAAHA xD
i know i know it's like we're this supercooldeadly family of the Undead and suddenly...
we have a cow. and a garden gnome. and a leprechaun.
.................................
IT JUST HAPPENED OK!? xD
US: What should mirah be hor..
MIRAH: busy doing something else [mumble] moomoonmmm [mumble]
US: OMG! MIRAH DO U WANNA BE OUR COW?
MIRAH: OKAY!!!!! :DDDD
MIRAH: ...........
MIRAH: Wait, what?
US: WAHAHAHAHAH she said okay she said okay!!
MIRAH: ....umm....moo?
'twas meant to be.
then she went into denial mode.
MIRAH: I am the magnificent! I am the all-powerful! I will rule the world!
NANA: I am SO scared!
NANA: And she produces dairy products.
NANA: I am EVEN MORE scared!!
MIRAH: Do not insult the magnificent!
not too long later,
MIRAH: walks past
NANA: omg, what is that THING!?
MIRAH: turns sharply MOO. stalks off
and just LOOK at vallyboo and sabku.
...........AWWWWW.
'nuff said.
so well anyway. We, the superlycoolundeadly Undead Family live in this huuuuuge mansion with 8 wings, 1 for each of us (the mummy the werewolf the banshee the vampire the grimreaper the zombie the ghost the hauntedscarecrow) as,
the troll guards the bridge over our moat leading to the castlemansion,
the leprechaun likes to dance over that (eerie) rainbow over our castlemansion (think waltz disney kids!),
the blob blobs around the whole mansion (including the walls),
the shadow stalks the whole house too,
the mutated worm hides in the earth in our massive gigantic garden,
the garden gnome DECORATES our otherwise dull massive gigantic garden,
and our cow mows our lawn.
...i know, it's perfect, isn't it? :'D
we even have this little kitty gnome door installed in our big gigantic door so that the gnome can come in (sometimes!) :DDD
we care, u see. oh yes.
oh, oh! and we have a deal about killin' humans u see!
First they are drawn by the eerie rainbow and gold from the leprechaun and will cross over the bridge, only to be confronted by our troll! she'll grab one for herself as the rest quickly run over to the safety of our massive gigantic garden cos they would feel reassured by the little garden gnome in our otherwise dull massive gigantic garden.
they would trust the gnome as they would ignore the cow with the mad evil glint in its eye, chewing on grass maniacally.
then our little garden gnome will crawl through her little door, making the humans follow her into our lair castlemansion.
the shadow locks the door.
the ghost starts haunting.
the haunted scarecrow starts moving.
the mummy stumbles and trips the humans.
the humans scream, attracting........the banshee.
the banshee then enters, smiles, and screams.
the humans die, obviously.
the zombie gets the brains.
the vampire gets the blood.
the werewolf gets the meat.
the grim reaper gets the soul.
the demoness gets another slave.
the mutated worm gets the cadaver.
& the blob gets the remains.
everyone plays a part of our deadly Haunted House.
...............ooh. (;
anyway, that was all last year.
this year, it's...............heheh.
so today marks the start of new titles to our names,
Cool Blue Sky! Mirah Amin
Fresh Green Tree! Chris
tine Ling
tine LingHot Red Fire! Nana Bakrie
Dirty Black Hole! Mich Goh
Bright Yellow Sun! Al Eng
Silent Brown Wood! Chooey...Choo?
Pure White Snow! Fern Pan
Shiny Silver Spoon! Drey Jong
less scary!
i know, i know. u wish u were us ;)
............so sue us. we were BORED OK x) heheeee
and SO FAR, the story goes SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
the pure white snow falls from the cool blue sky and onto the fresh green tree in the silent brown wood(s) but is soon melted by the bright yellow sun as it wishes it could be like the shiny silver spoon in the distance, not melting, but then it catches a spark and sets off the hot red fire and soon all that's left is the dirty black hole, an empty vacuum.
sounds depressing.
sorry.
LOL.
Monday, December 7, 2009
and as they say, the pen is mightier than the sword.
i just realised something..
u can actually really gauge a person's character just by how they write, or by how they phrase things.
words are a powerful thing.
u can actually really gauge a person's character just by how they write, or by how they phrase things.
words are a powerful thing.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
mission accomplished.
*points to posts below*
it's like i was never really gone in the first place ;)
TEEHEHEE!
all my posts even extend to the NEXT page!!!
oh i'm awesome ;) LOLjkjk!!! xD
so. mission accomplished ;D
iUpdated.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
SHOW THOSE PEARLY WHITES
TODAY,
MY BRACES CAME OFF.
after 2 whole years and 7 months,
THEY'RE TRULY AND REALLY OFF!
i am metal mouth no longer!!
Goodbye, Braces Club and Hel-lo Retainers Club! ;D
i'm finally joining allybean and chooey!
ditching u mich :p BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!
aaaaaaaahh.
it feels so easy to smile now x)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
....omggggg they're really off!!! xD
i think. i'm actually gonna kinda miss them :')
...kinda.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
& the train goes "CHOO CHOO"!
to the girl who planned ALL our birthday cards.
to the girl who jumps everytime someone calls her name.
to the girl who willingly helps when asked a question.
to the girl who rocks at jazz.
to the girl who everybody loves.
to the girl who is absolutely ADORABLE♥
to the girl who NEEDS TO JOIN BAND ALREADY xD lol!
to the girl whose smartassness is known throughout the whole school
to the girl whose hippobearthing is still so cute eventho we can't tell what species it is x)
to the girl who we use her name in vain to convince our parents to let us go out *hint hint wink wink nudge nudge* ;D LOL! xD
to the girl with the nickname CHOOEY CHEWY CHOCO CHEWING GUM,
this is for you :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOOEY.
there's nothing else more to say, except for the fact that
WE. LOVE. YOU.
but you probably already knew that x)
now doesn't that just MELT your heart?? :'D
i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage of chooey i will not take advantage..........
meh.
I LOVE YOU CHOOMON! xD
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
the bells are ringing!
ring-a-ring-ring!
ahhhhh tiiiiiiiing! AH TING AH! xD know what special day it is todaaaaaaaay? EHEHEHEHH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHELLE *TING!* aka our STEPMUMMYKINS! xD
i know i've said this like a 2183r49023gazillion times but imma just gonna say it AGAIN!
UR NAME SO FUN TO SAY LAH!
it's like michelleTING! so SATISFYING! xD LOL!
♥you! you're awesome!
& I'M GONNA DUMP U ON THE STAGE ON PURPOSE MORE SO THAT U CAN DANCE MORE! xD
HEHE.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
and so marks the end
MY permanent MENTAL RETARDATION PERIOD IS OVERRRRR
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA--
the sky seems so blue! the grass seems so green! look at the shining sun! listen to the birds chirping! hear the students scream with joy!
WATCH THE FIREWORKS LIGHT UP THE SKY ACROSS THE STREET IN ST JO!
AHAHAHAHAHAAA the BEST part of the day! xD
the world seems a brighter place, now that we can fling our textbooks off a cliff :)
i'm gonna shout, "GOOD RIDDANCE!" and hear it echo with a satisfied smirk
Friday, October 9, 2009
to be online is my form of relaxation
so that i can concentrate for the next day's paper, of course ;D
if any of you guys were as lousy students as i am, that probably means you guys have been on facebook too, instead of studying summore, and that means you probably know about my day's paper from facebook aaaaaalready so why should i repost it here? ;)
see you guys online again on Monday! xD
we can do this thing! woo!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
it's finally here
after 1095 days of slogging slothing studying slugging through school.....it's finally here.
the dreaded doomsday.
"OMG!!!!! LYKE, *TEH* DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY!?!!?!" I hear you ask.
well it's certainly not 2012, but it comes quite close.
yes. it's none other than the dreaded...
P. M. R.
permanent mental retardation.
Oh Yes. It's Here.
goodbye, world.
Monday, October 5, 2009
but she's my mei-mei
she's creepy and weird and moody and snappy and temperamental and noisy and loud and sarcastic and idiotic and smart and sing-y and mean and caring and whiny and kintio and pinnochio and cool and lame and very lame and very very lame but you know what?
she's still my mei mei.
and i love her :)
so
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALICIA ENG HUI CHING aka worm allybean ahleng meimei!!!
that card chooey arranged was so superly cool cos she's another kickass person ;)
God loves you too. But u probably already knew that x)
she's still my mei mei.
and i love her :)
so
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALICIA ENG HUI CHING aka worm allybean ahleng meimei!!!
that card chooey arranged was so superly cool cos she's another kickass person ;)
God loves you too. But u probably already knew that x)
Friday, September 18, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
oh blahderdash
..................................
.....................................................
my brain's all muddled up now so i can no longer think BLAME SCHOOL TOO OK xD
BLAH. FIDDLESTICKS. I GIVE UP THINKING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVELYN EU SZE LIN!!!!!!!!!! + ALL UR OTHER NAMES xD
i am PROUD to say that this girl here is. MY. COUSIN! :DDDD
so i don't care what you think cos she's awesome and i love her ANYWAY!
GO EVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
...need i say anymore? (x
Sunday, August 9, 2009
illegal growth hormones are illegal for a reason
because if they weren't illegal they'd be more people like Amy Voon and that'd be terrible, wouldn't it? ;) HEE.
don't worry amy voon!!! i know u ♥ me lots lots!!! i got PROOF! xD
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
HEHEEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEH.
i ♥ you too la dun worry!!! xD
.........................
....................but sometimes, i absolutely haaaaaaaaate u too :p
LOL!
Happy Birthday, Amy Emaii AhMe EhMee Pamy Annabelle Bamboo Knight Voon isuddenlyforgoturchinesename! xD
u 174 cm girl.
better stop taking illegal growth hormones ah.
got side effect later on then u know ;D TEEHEE!
u see we CARE for u. WAHAHAHHAAHAHAH--!!
if u become 175 cm next year, i cry liau
;________________;
lol! xD
omgomgomg it's YU CHEN!!!!!!!!! i remember it liau!!! xDD LOLLLL!!!! PRAISE ME xD
don't worry amy voon!!! i know u ♥ me lots lots!!! i got PROOF! xD
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
HEHEEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEH.
i ♥ you too la dun worry!!! xD
.........................
....................but sometimes, i absolutely haaaaaaaaate u too :p
LOL!
Happy Birthday, Amy Emaii AhMe EhMee Pamy Annabelle Bamboo Knight Voon isuddenlyforgoturchinesename! xD
u 174 cm girl.
better stop taking illegal growth hormones ah.
got side effect later on then u know ;D TEEHEE!
u see we CARE for u. WAHAHAHHAAHAHAH--!!
if u become 175 cm next year, i cry liau
;________________;
lol! xD
omgomgomg it's YU CHEN!!!!!!!!! i remember it liau!!! xDD LOLLLL!!!! PRAISE ME xD
Sunday, August 2, 2009
i see cow.
ohh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
there was way more. like i mean really WAAAYY more. on MY own wall too! i clicked that Older Posts button SO MANY times until i reached like my very first facebook existance.
yeah. i went *THAT* far (for youuuuuuuu). but u know what. i found out facebook deleted it ): i am so upset.
BUT!
u see how much we love you? ;D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIRAH AMIN aka BETSY
we'd go to war for you :D
FFS war, but STILL! WAR xD
and don't worry about them hun. u still got us :)
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